Cameron H.

...or too little?

Wow. Sometimes you see a couple and you're just like, "Yup. They're gonna make it."

This looks better than the first one to me... (I also enjoyed watching my four year old touch the side of his head like Star Lord does to make his helmet come down. My son asked to see it twice in a row!)

Yeah. I hate Grease too, guys! *Realizes what his member title and location has been for the past couple months. Frantically tries to come up with something else before anyone notices*

I do believe the best Paul F. Tompkins character of all time is a Mr. Herbert George Wells.

CORRECTION: I meant "Panama." I typed that just as I was running out the door to pick up my son, and all the way to his school I was like, "Oh no! I'll lose everyone's respect! They'll think I'm a big ole dumb dummy."

Yes! And "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love!" Freaking ridiculous! LOL

Wow, I hadn't heard that about Kelly Clarkson. I bet that was awful... Yeah, Lin's great on "Wrote My Way Out." I hear, "I know my abuela wont really hit the lottery". And I'm like, "Shit, I haven't listened to In the Heights in far too long." Basically, it sounds like you and I are of the same mind on it. I'm just going to talk to my reflection now and pretend you and I are talking about it. Oh, but I could have done without Jimmy Fallon. Couldn't get through it. P.S. Change your name all you want, but you'll always be "Kit Walker" to me.

Of course I have! I think I feel the same way at the moment, but I didn't really expect it affect me the same way the musical did. I love the demos on it, because I like that window into the creative process. I didn't really mind Kelly Clarkson. I certainly enjoyed her rendition more than I thought I would. But considering the original version absolutely wrecks me every time, and this did nothing for me, I can say without a doubt that her version is definitely the lesser of the two. To be honest, I think just wanted more Lin on the album--although I recognize that's not really the point of this album. On a side note, I love it when rappers pull a Wiz Khalifa on "Washingtons on You Side" and do the weird monologue at the beginning of a song: Um, it's kind of crazy, cos people think I got it made just because I got paper. I mean, I do got it made, but...that's cos I made it myself. It just amuses me to no end, especially the premeditation of it. I just like to think of some dude standing alone in a recording booth like, "No, no, guys. Just roll. I got something I have say..." I find that shit so fucking cheesy. Like, just imagining he's reading it off a piece of printer paper like it's fucking gospel. It's fantastic.

I think they're fine, but--without having listened to this episode yet--the only real complaint I have is with audio quality. It's like their recording reviews onto a wax cylinder and then transmitting them via tin can and string (Oh my God. Am I that guy?) Anyway, I think the reviews are just excerpts from their YouTube show, so it makes me think, that rather than having a segment on the HDTGM mini episodes, maybe they should just have their own podcast? I'd subscribe.

Supposedly, they're doing a Universal Monsters "shared universe" thing. I think Johnny Depp is supposed to be playing the Invisible Man... The whole thing sounds completely ridiculous to me. A shared universe works for Marvel and DC because comic book fans are used to heroes crossing over, but who's like, "I wonder what a Wolfman/Creature from the Black Lagoon team up would look like?" Wait a sec...They already did that. It was called Monster Squad and it was flawless.

This will not stand! Tell him to change his name!

Because wanton murder and reckless experimentation on humans is a great way to get shut down fast--due to pesky friends and relatives foolishly "missing" them and all. All evil geniuses know that...

I agree! The portrayal of the priest alone qualifies it to at least be called "King-ian." In fact, before I learned the history behind it, I wondered if it might have been written after, and in reaction to, the lawnmower accident during the filming of Maximum Overdrive.

Awww, you're still cute to me. Who's my big guy? You are!

Yeah, I hear you, and I think I'm the same way in that I also appreciate snappy dialog. I think my biggest problem with the new stuff is that the characters have gotten a little to old for the whole "stunted adolescence" shtick to be cute anymore. I mean, Rory is 32 in the new episodes, which means Lorelei has to be about 48. For fuck's sake! Grow the fuck up already! I mean, I get it. I'm an adult with children and probably spend far too much of my time making dick and fart jokes on the Internet as I over analyze shitty movies, but I also know how to be a functioning member of society too. The GG's don't seem to have any balance. And while you can argue that's where the drama comes from, it also becomes tedious after a spell. I also checked out the spoilers for it and I'm like, "This probably would have made a bigger impact 10 years ago." As it stands, who really gives a shit? You're a freaking adult!

It's Wednesday so I feel like I can get into this now. For me, I only checked Gilmore Girls out ironically and only because Jason kept mentioning it. I did not watch it during its initial run. However, after watching it ironically, I somehow got sucked in for a bit and actually enjoyed the show, but then...I just sort of started hating it. Not the show exactly, but the two leads specifically. They just keep making the dumbest choices imaginable. And all the Goddamn quipping! Oh my God! Don't get me wrong, I enjoy some quick wit, but after awhile it just gets to be too much. Anytime another character is on screen (and other characters are only ever seen on screen to be objects of their derision, their desire, or to act as emotional crutches), they have to respond to every sentence with some quirky pop culture joke. I'm like, if I were ever talking to either of these two, y'know trying to be sincere like Fister Roboto for a change, and all they did was dismiss whatever I was saying with some lame ass joke, I would lose my fucking mind. Everything is about them. Everything! Anytime a "friend" of theirs has a problem, they somehow make it about themselves. It's kind of like how everyone in Twilight keeps saying how special Bella is without any evidence to support that claim. Gilmore Girls is kind of like that, except if Bella could crack a joke (that are admittedly pretty good sometimes) and there weren't any werewolves. The best part of the show is the eccentric townspeople, but watching them get trampled by the GG's does get old pretty fast. So I'd say you should check it out, but only stick with it for as long as you still enjoy it. Like I said, my ironic joy, turned to real joy, but then morphed into a kind of hatred. It would get so bad, that after watching an episode, I would actually be angry and that's just stupid. I think I only ever got through five seasons or so. Anyway, the only reason I'm watching the new ones is because I'm a masochistic weirdo who just wants to see how it all ends. But all of my complaints still stand. It also feels like it's taking forever to get through all of them... But still, check it out sometime. A lot of people legit like it, and who knows, you may be one.

What was it like to be sincere for a change? Itchy?

Glad to have you back!

Kind of the same. But, as long as things don't get mean, I'm happy with people expressing their opinions. For the record, I thought both guests were delightful.

Oh, I know. Just trying to stir up the shit.

I do believe it is about to be on...LOL

Oops! Meant to edit something and ended up double posting. Thank God I'm handsome!