SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank

What's Uh Pot Hog?

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. But it was only Morris Day and The Times' hit single Jungle Love that got me through depression.

Hayden gave such a sleepy performance in this movie. I was expecting his character to be a lean/purple drank/Codeine addict in need of rehabilitation.

I haven't listened to the podcast yet, but I just want to bring this up right away. There was a moment that reeeeeeally made my stomach churn: When Mario and Melissa were sitting down to right their letters to Santa, they ate some milk and cookies. Then MJH proceeded to break out some wine.....my GAWD. To me that just seems like bubble guts waiting to happen. Btw....I really liked Melissa Joan Hart in this movie.

The Scandinavian villains name was "Botha".....I was REALLY hoping someone in the movie or one of the folks on the podcast would have made a "is his last name 'Dee Snuts'" joke. But alas, I'm immature.

I was completely annoyed at the off-beat clapping during that Ragnar "musical" performance. The audience was ALL. OVER. THE PLACE! And also, did anyone else feel the "Stargrove" song and that "Christmas Time is Here" song by Horatio Sanz and the SNL crew sound somewhat similar to each other?

Once I got it in my head that he looked like Post Malone without the face tats and gold teeth, it made the movie a tad but more enjoyable.

You fuck with the bull, you get the horns. You fuck with the HORNS, you get Satchmo. So put down the trumpet and pleeeeeease let Mr. Armstrong rest in peace!

I think it was more that it was a public bathroom where rando's probably spit in there and whatnot. I totally get one's own bathroom sink....but a restaurant bathroom sink?!

Was anyone else bothered by the moment when Mighty Mac was shaving in the bathroom of the Bob's Country Kitchen restaurant? He filled the sink up with water and would rinse his razor off in it.....that just made me feel incredibly icky.

I'm gonna go on record as saying "BMX Bandits" is MUCH better than "Rad". The villains are much more entertaining, the score is much groovier and the acting is.....well okay, admittedly not MILES better, but at least a quarter of a mile better. Me and my older brother and sister used to watch BMX Bandits on repeat on VHS, along with "The Goonies". Both those movies really fed my appetite to want to explore. I spent many a days during the summers riding my bike around town with my friends looking for shit to get into.

How. *Clap* Many. *Clap* Times. *Clap* Did *Clap* They. *Clap* Say *Clap* Momma *clap* or *clap* My *Clap* Momma *clap* Says!?

I haven't listened to the ep yet, so I'm not sure if this was addressed....but what the hell was up with the 2 James Brown screams they used in the movie?! I thought maybe I was hearing things when the first one happened in the diner when a laser shot hit the wall. But then minutes later, as Furlong is driving the "Wine-O-Mobile", he hops the curb onto the sidewalk, and a pedestrian hops out of the way while yelping like the beginning of "I Feel Good"! I've heard of the Wilhelm scream, but never the James Brown wail.

So is it Y. K. Kim that has the monopoly on all the little tabs on the zippers of a vast majority of clothing?

I once gave Jill Ebola while listening to Billy Joel. E.coli, though, I got from Cotton Eyed Joe.

I lost it when MC Sugar Butt said "Yeah, shut yo ass up." to Pants when Pants tried to call him out on calling Scott "Scotty D"

I got a feelin' *Woooohooooo* that tonight's gonna be partly cloudy, high of 75, and a 50% chance of precipitation. Fergie, Apl De Ap, back to you.

Willy wants to be liked so much but Scott just hilariously wants nothing at all to do with him. A regular "Cats in the Cradle" situation in my mind. But with Big Chunky? I've heard of "Cats in the Cradle and a silver spoon", but "Vats with a Ladle and a Campbell's Spoon"?

So I'll be honest, I stopped watching the last 15 minutes of the movie. But what happened to Tone Loc's character? I would like to think he got demoted and shipped off to Miami where he later helped a local Detective (that mainly deals with animal/Pet related crimes) find a local sports teams mascot and it's star player, right before the team played in their championship game.

I loved how any time the two Trishes mentioned anything close to something sort of describing where they are from, Scott and Zouks pounce on it and try to narrow down where they're from.

I absolutely love the way Chief says "Gumshoe". And when she said "Put my.....ample lips on her....golden thighs" I lost it.

Oh my God, when he did the "My Wife" like he was saying it like a trumpet or an elephant, I lost it.

I would really like to know what Willy Mapleton looks like

.....heynong man

My favorite moment of the episode with Ben and Horatio is when Scott and Ben are reacting to Horatio drawing the peanut then him changing the peanut into a penis. Scott was laughing so damn hard.