sweatymurphy

Ok. How has nobody mentioned the fact that one of the first songs we hear Richard Farnsworth's band(?) playing is a song thats lyrics are "too much water, just too much water, again and again and again and again"? Because I lost my mind when that scene happened. What the fuck is that song??? How is this movie rated PG and yet now I've seen that questionably detailed outline of Stallone's balls? The "Drinkinstein" scene will haunt me forever. I have so many questions about this movie. I had too many genuine laughs during this movie. I am...different because of this movie.

Spice World. To quote June.................................i loved it. i loved it.

I also find it upsetting that the husband in this movie (aka black Ned Flanders) finds his wife brutally beaten in a bathtub at the end and decides to take her home- TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITAL! SHE'S FOR SURE CONCUSSED WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! but it's totally fine because he's got the right amount of Jesus. totally dodged that AIDS bullet neighbourino! I'm so mad I watched this movie. I'm so mad. However, that credit roll at the end made my brain explode so it's almost worthwhile.