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This movie is the most terrifyingly, grotesque Italian movie ever to see the light of day. It's worse than the 10 minute rape scene in Irreversible and involves real animal deaths. I only mention it because the acting is so terrible.
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A movie so bad Guillermo del Toro had to slap his name on it to give it some legitimacy. The only way I can understand how this movie received decent reviews is that it was released in January, a month where Hollywood dumps its trash and when you compare it to movies like Gangster Squad and Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters it doesn't seem to stink that bad. This movie deserves a second look. Jessica Chastain as a punk rocker? A hilarious, poorly conceived, unscary CGI ghost woman. It exhausts every horror movie cliche until the film shifts tones completely in the third act and becomes utterly ridiculous.
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It's A Boy Girl Thing (2006) - ANOTHER SWAP MOVIE?!
GullisBenen posted a topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
The had some easy to make jokes and lots of boners, but seriously another swap movie? It was like Amanda Bynes trying to be a boy, but with two characters. There's not even much to say other than everyone in this high school is like 28 years old and this line: "As long as you don't stick your dick in my ass" - Nel Bedworth This line is speaking of exactly what you're thinking. I just kept thinking, why don't they just fuck already, but then realizing they'd just be looking at themselves and really, i'm sure they'd enjoyed it as i would. -
Hey if there's anyone that likes Analyze Phish that doesn't listen/hasn't listened yet to Who Charted?, you should know that on today's Two Charted, Howard Kremer revealed that he and Paul F. Tompkins recorded an "Analyze Fish," where they talked about Jaws (Howard's favorite movie), instead of Phish the band. Guess I need to finally see Jaws. (I know, I know.)
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So, how is the Summer Movie League going for everyone? Not a member? Where have you been? We have our own league! Click here: http://summermovieleague.com/ & sign up...hurry! The summer is almost over! Our league's name is: How Did This Get Made As for me, I started at 978 and I'm in the top 30! Paul said something about a prize... I don't remember. Anyone have any regrets? I know I do. Really thought that "End of the World" movie would be the hit comedy that everyone would run to this summer. I guess its gonna be a movie we'll discuss on this show...hint hint!
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From the mind behind The Sterile Cuckoo and The Barbaric Beast of Boggy Creek Part II, comes THE NORSEMAN, the story of viking who conquers lands while wearing a Tim Burton helmet, a Zoro mask, a Burt Reynolds mustache, and a bad accent. (Note: apparently, Norse is not pronounced nor-s, but instead is nor-z. Who knew?) With such hard-hitting lines like "the day I turn my sail and hide from a new enemy is when I will become like a woman in my homeland", read as if on a drunk USS Nimitz, who can deny this cinematic catastrophe masterpiece? You'll be amazed and left wondering, why does the wizard have a hump? and how many times can they use this same running sequence? Such magic is this film! More entertaining than Birdemic but not as subtle as Krull, The Norseman is a must watch for How Did This Get Made. Behold the magnificence of the movie poster [on IMBD] and tremble!