Episode 14 — I Love Pizza
Posted 29 January 2013 - 12:02 AM
Posted 29 January 2013 - 10:01 AM
Also, that whole "I love pizza!" clip reminded me of this clip from Survivor where the contestants have to try even harder to pretend like they enjoyed their shitty prize.
Posted 29 January 2013 - 10:58 AM
Posted 29 January 2013 - 11:57 AM
Andy: Thank you so much for mentioning the Survivor Jack and Jill reward. I have a friend who works on the show who told me that the survivors actually ASKED TO LEAVE EARLY after like 20 minutes rather than finish the movie, so the directors had to SHINE LIGHTS ON THEIR FACES to simulate them watching the movie and tell them to laugh on cue. **This is 100% true.** We may discuss it on the show one day.
Posted 29 January 2013 - 12:01 PM
I'm stoked for Real World: Portland, too! And I saw Jack and Jill in the theater. These spoiled Survivor brats don't appreciate anything.
Posted 30 January 2013 - 06:09 PM
1. Frank and Jonna were equally annoying, which was surprising!
2. The blonde guy from LFO died!
3. If you want The Bachelor to keep you on the show, you have to humanize yourself to him so he'll feel guilty if he kicks you off, which is similar to what you should do if you're ever kidnapped and don't want to be murdered!
4. Nate from Beauty and the Geek?! But, but, but.. Star Wars band! Glasses!
5. You didn't ask Jonna about the sex tape! Your mother and I are very disappointed in you!
Posted 01 February 2013 - 12:35 PM
I am not going to watch King of the Nerds, but I appreciate that it seems to be celebrating nerd culture instead of mocking it (ala Big Bang Theory).
Time is money everyone. We can't be wasting time saying the reality SHOW show when just saying the reality SHOW would suffice. I propose that this policy be enacted immediately for instant savings. But be sure to explain this policy in detail every show in order to catch people up who might not be in the know.
And now for the segment that everyone has been clamoring for: Snooki & JWoww Recap!!
Snooki had her baby and Jionni asked if he could style the baby's hair. I know that the majority of these types of reality shows are scripted, but I honestly think this was an actual moment of being a dumbass. I just don't think either Snooki or Jionni can act well enough to be able to sell a line like that. Also, according to my wife, the incorrect reaction to a newborn baby covered in blood and placenta is "Ugh." The more you know! On the JWoww side of things, they've been beating a dead horse trying to 'foreshadow' that Roger is going to propose by the end of the season. I think the producers are confused and don't quite understand the difference between 'building suspense' and 'bashing your head in with a hammer incessantly'. On a side note, the ring that JWoww wants is over 100 fucking thousand dollars.
Posted 02 February 2013 - 08:31 AM