Posted 31 January 2013 - 06:02 PM
Botchapallooza or The Ballad of The Runner and The Deuce
Our heroes stalked their enemies and would not go away;
Planned to ambush stealthily within a stairway.
Strip the clothes from victims' hides,
Then pitch the bodies off the side,
But they didn't count on The Runner and The Deuce.
The Runner and The Deuce sensed something was amiss.
When the heroes charges, in their pants they pissed!
The Deuce stood his ground to fight,
The Runner took to instant flight,
So began the epic of The Runner and The Deuce.
Heroes pursued The Runner, but it all went wrong.
Bobbled, botched, and missed like they'd been pulling on a bong!
Mildred her own feet did tie,
Blackee Green's spells went awry,
And Amarth gouged his own leg, as The Runner's luck held true!
Bartho's swings at The Deuce also went astray.
Deuce got a little crispy, then also ran away.
A dragonborn in pursuit,
And Mildred turned to chase him too;
All in hopes of catching, the one known as The Deuce.
Amid a flurry of 1's and 3's, our heroes were dismayed;
It looked as if their quarry, just might get away!
But they would not yield the day,
This fucking game they still will play,
Tune in next week to find the fate of The Runner and The Deuce!
(Same Ell Ryan time. Same Ell Ryan podcast.)