Posted 27 February 2013 - 07:28 AM
Do you guys read these boards? Is there an email address that's a better choice?
Because if you guys do decide to watch a new movie that's out in theaters again, I have the perfect new movie for you to watch for the next new-movie HDTGM, "A Good Day to Die Hard". This movie is LITERALLY one long boring action scene. It's BANANAS. The screenplay is GARBAGE. There are only a few scenes with dialogue in the movie, like the writers were very reluctant to interrupt their two-hour action scene, or their apparent goal to break the "most cars crushed in a movie" record. They ham-fist an emotionally distant father/got something to prove son arc into this thing like we should be ashamed of ourselves for making them do it. In every scene Bruce Willis seems bored and like he's thinking of something else. Because Bruce Willis is old now, the writers basically had to make him invincible so he doesn't have to run or move very much. For no reason at all, this movie ends up at Chernobyl. But beyond plot and action failures, this movie fails at even a technically proficient level. The sound mixing is all fucked up. They will cut from a loud action scene on the street to the inside of a car and Bruce Willis sounds like he's reading his lines while half asleep in another room, six months after the shoot with a bad hangover and very little will to live. I don't know how it ends, because it's the 4th movie in my life that I simply couldn't give enough fucks to stay till the end. It's that bad. A perfect HDTGM film. DO IT!