The Most Quotable Line

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For example, Van Damme in "Universal Soldier" - I just want to eat.

 

Or Van Damme in "Double Impact" - I can do the splits, no problem!

 

Or Van Damme in "Hard Target" - What kind of a name is Chance? JCVD: Well... my momma took one...

 

Or Van Damme in.....wow, he has a lot of daffy one liners.

 

But you get the idea. What's the one standout quote you yell at your friends for weeks afterward until they stop speaking to you and you wind up so, so alone.....(sniff)