Episode 57.5 — Minisode 57.5
Posted 11 March 2013 - 11:01 PM
Posted 12 March 2013 - 12:03 AM
Per the request made at the end of the most recent mini-episode, I would like to add my name for consideration for the project to create a system to track the bad movie requests. That's what I do (well, I do a number of things, but on paper I largely develop custom web software1). As for my bona fides, you can see some of my work on my personal website, http://haydenmccabe.com or http://jaysongallaway.com (I'm particularly proud of the comment system on that site). Client reviews of my work and verification of my skills (PHP and MySQL would be applicable to this particular project) can be seen here: https://www.elance.c...t/haydenmccabe/
All I would ask is that if we need a graphic designer to pretty it up, you make a request of the brilliant artists who are fans of this show to help out, and that you help me out with a mention of my upcoming iPad game when it launches.
Secondly, I would recommend, in the strongest possible way, the film "Time Changer," an evangelical Christian Sci-Fi time travel adventure. A nineteenth century seminary school lecturer is sent into the dystopian future that will come about if secularism becomes mainstream, and of course, ends up in our world. I genuinely had trouble determining if certain parts were supposed to be humorous, or just a product of the sort of film where "damn" is too salty of language. As of this writing, it appears to be available online here: http://www.cross.tv/36308 with a trailer available here:
Does it have D-list star power? How about Gavin MacLeod, Hal Linden, Paul Rodriguez, and the Jump-To-Conclusions mat guy from Office Space. Does it alternate between bad sci-fi and deep confessions of faith? Of course it does. Is it strongly of the opinion that scientists should probably go and fuck right off? Naturally, and I believe that may be a first for a time travel movie.
Great show. I'm a huge fan and I recommend it to my friends all the time. Thank you for it.
1If you needed coats checked, or to lease an apartment in this building I manage, I would help you out there as well.
Posted 12 March 2013 - 01:54 AM
I'm definitely not the one to do it, but I really hope someone can do the website/movie tally idea.
For a really good bad movie, I think a Face/off would be perfect for you guys. Demolition Man has kind of the same feel as well. And for something a little different, maybe 10,000 B.C., The Happening, or 2012. And for something completely different I was recently turned on to "Blow Dry" which is on Netflix, although you might find it to be a bit boring. The Lawnmower Man was pretty crazy as well. The Last Action Hero has plenty of what the fuck moments too. All of those movies are so bad they're good, in my opinion(sorry for not abbreviating that).
Wow. I thought I knew what a good bad movie was but holy fucking shit, this movie takes it to a whole other level. I could tell from the beginning this was going to be great, but as soon as I saw the river crossing scene I knew this was special.
Great pick. Can't wait to hear you guys, especially Jason, rip this movie and director apart.
Edited by BagguhMcGuirk, 12 March 2013 - 11:12 AM.
Posted 12 March 2013 - 02:26 AM
I Am Sam!! Not only is the story hilariously awful, but the director is even worse than the fucker who directed Catwoman. It feels like you're watching a music video, a music video with a very retarded lead singer(insert Scott Stapp joke).
Edited by BagguhMcGuirk, 12 March 2013 - 02:52 AM.
Posted 12 March 2013 - 05:38 AM
The simpler solution would be to just install a polling plug-in for WordPress and be done in 15 minutes but that's a weenie way out. Write your own PHP. It'll put hair on your chest. Then shave it off because you're not Carmine Ragoosa.
Posted 12 March 2013 - 07:01 AM
Explains a lot... I have tried to enjoy his movies as "bad cinema", but they are too inept to even succeed that way (and not quite inept enough for a Tommy Wiseau-esque trainwreck).
Posted 12 March 2013 - 08:11 AM
RE: Uwe Boll, I have often wondered how he gets otherwise decent actors to work in his stuff. Surely they know his history and what they're in for?
Posted 12 March 2013 - 08:36 AM
By the way, I believe this is the second videogame-based movie that HDTGM has done now.
Posted 12 March 2013 - 09:57 AM
aside from ben kingsley and dave foley i don't know that he is exactly pulling in talent above his level. christian slater, tara reid, and michael madsen were probably a lot more discerning and expensive in the 90s.
Posted 12 March 2013 - 12:40 PM
Create a new form, write whatever question you want, and for question type change it to "Text" to let people write in their selections.
Boom. Google even lets you embed the form on a webpage so you can set it up right on this site.
And you can set it so the results get sent to a spreadsheet, which you can then sort in alphabetical order to see which ones show up the most.
You can also set up different forms with ready-made responses, so if you want people to vote on a pre-selected list of movies, you can do that too.
Posted 12 March 2013 - 02:53 PM
I'm absolutely delighted to hear that this is the choice for next weeks show. If I could retitle this movie, I would call it "Inexplicable Ninjas," because that's my favorite part.
Posted 12 March 2013 - 03:10 PM