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Episode 17 — Hack and Slash


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Posted 19 March 2013 - 11:03 PM

With their new found weapons and the help of their new ally Sparklett (Mr. Sark), will Amarth Amon (Brian Posehn), Mildred Maxton (Sarah Guzzardo), Bartho Shett (Ken Daly), and Blackee Green (Blaine Capatch) be able to hold their own against the red robed collectors and bots that made their pal Ell Ryan (Gerry Duggan) disappear? You will have to tune in to find out! Plus, the gang recalls old adventures as they hop on the GNOME TRAIN!

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 06:08 AM

Glad to hear of Gerry's imminent return. Big fan, hate to be that guy, but I think 6 elevator-centric episodes is enough.

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 06:52 AM

View PostRIP Spirit Bear, on 20 March 2013 - 06:08 AM, said:

Glad to hear of Gerry's imminent return. Big fan, hate to be that guy, but I think 6 elevator-centric episodes is enough.



I guess you could say....we're being shafted.

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 07:00 AM

I totally said SPARKLETT when they told me. I didn't even think about it until after I did it.

Bonus: Patton's going to sing about THIS adventure?! FANTASTIC! Hopefully it'll be when they beat these guys and level up.



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Posted 20 March 2013 - 07:07 AM

Best use of Mr. Rogers song ever.

I really hope that Sparklets isn't dead. He's tits.

And damn, I was waiting for them to bust out their action points, but they haven't had to yet. Maybe before the rest of those collectors start humming again they might need to use them.
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Posted 20 March 2013 - 08:31 AM

I love these battle episodes so much! Really hope they take the time to level up afterwards!

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 08:48 AM

Pretty good episode. Getting through those fights scenes is great, but I'm hoping the gang can get off this damn ship soon. Come on Sark, let's throw a few more curve balls. Sparklett (aka MR. Whispers) is awesome! Interested to see what leveling up will do and to find out what properties the special weapons/armor/rings etc have going for them.

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 09:23 AM

Yeah I agree. I know they record these in bunches, but to the listeners they've been in this one tower for almost two months. It's pretty fucking brutal. I wish they could put out two eps a week or something. But I know the scheduling is rough for the gang.

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 09:45 AM

When they started talking about "Present Day Kelly LeBrock" I instantly thought of this mockumentary from 2006. Gamers.

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It's worth a watch, especially with a group of fellow tabletop gamers. The fact that 2006 Kelly LeBrock is playing the MILF character is hilarious. I have to imagine if you don't know who she is, you're watching it like, "what the fuck?! I don't care if you are virgin nerds, keep your dick out of that!!!". I wanted to tease a scene with a cameo from William Katt that is especially funny, but couldn't find it. Internet! Shakes fist!
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Posted 20 March 2013 - 11:05 AM

I would stop to call for Sparklett but I'm too busy calling out for Vin Diesel.

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 02:36 PM

Great episode guys, keep it up

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 03:14 PM

No Blaine Ads this week? Was I not paying attention?
Well I'll try a few this week anyway:

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 04:59 PM

There was one. It was a good one. I've just forgotten what it was.

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 07:29 PM

View Postjonathanwc, on 20 March 2013 - 04:59 PM, said:

There was one. It was a good one. I've just forgotten what it was.


Now I have to listen to it all over again! #FirstworldProblems #NotEvenMad

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 07:32 PM

Pine Sol-toids! Or something like that. That's what it was! The curiously disinfecting breath mint!

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 09:36 AM

I can't draw characters, so I'll just photoshop Blaine's advertised products.

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 10:13 AM

That's quality work, jonathanwc.

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 10:31 AM

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This isn't a meme. I just wanted everyone to know these are real. Also they will in fact, make your feet look like dicks.
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 11:35 AM

View PostRIP Spirit Bear, on 21 March 2013 - 10:13 AM, said:

That's quality work, jonathanwc.


Thanks! Next up Flaming Hot Cheetos Bubblicious.

...or whatever it was.

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 11:48 AM

Ed Hardy shoes are indeed real. I saw many in the douchebag capital of the USA, aka south Florida, and more than once in conjunction with Jimmy Buffet paraphernalia. Since then I've adopted a more liberal stance on forced sterilizations.