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Episode 18 — Finish The Fight!


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Posted 26 March 2013 - 11:03 PM

The heat has finally gotten to our heros as they continue their heated battle against the remaining red robed collectors and clockwork men. Will they be able to cleave their way to victory? What happened to Sparklett? How much charisma does Blaine have? Listen to find out these answers and more! Plus, a special guest shows up for a segment called Dwarkaoke! This episode is brought to you by Calvin and Klein.

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 02:50 AM

As soon as I fully wake up I'm going to be rocking the shit out of this episode!

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 03:36 AM

You can't put out the sun. It's not firey like as in fire, it's nuclear reactions, and it wouldn't just make a bunch of vapour. It's too hot for steam to even exist, it becomes "supercritical" I think is the physics term, it's too hot to even be a gas above 700 degrees or so (the surface of the sun is between 9000 and 10000 degrees Fahrenheit, and even the colder, redder stars you find in the universe are still between 4000-5000 degrees, so way over 700) :

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It'd just keep splitting the water into hydrogen and oxygen and fuel helium fusion reactions with the hydrogen it already has meeting all the new hydrogen; the sun would keep getting bigger and more violent and more hot until there was so much weight it all crunched down into a black hole that started sucking up all the water that passed the event horizon

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 03:36 AM

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:05 AM

If they walk around in wet underwear for a few months it's really gonna chafe their dongs.

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:32 AM

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 06:45 AM

"No, I'm not your trained monkey." Is an excellent battle cry.

I bet those losers with their sexy ab leader that are hanging out in the garbage would be willing to help them if they knew they'd be dying in 3 days if they did nothing.

Also not to be a rules guy, but I'm not sure if they're taking advantage of "Combat Advantage". Basically you get a +2 on your attack rolls when you're flanking an opponent.
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Posted 27 March 2013 - 07:21 AM

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 07:25 AM

Can we get a transcipt of Patton's song? Holy Hell!

I have a new segment idea. I would love to hear Sark's thoughts/notes on creating the story. I'm interested to know what inspired the water elementals. Sark, where do you get your ideas and how much of the story is prepared before hand and made up on the spot?

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 07:31 AM

Just wanted to say thanks to you guys and girls for getting me and my buddies into D&D, we are all new players and having a blast. Thanks guys!

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 07:48 AM

Sweet. Fucking. Episode. I love this.

Also, +1 for Joshie for the Physical Chemistry drop.
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Posted 27 March 2013 - 08:44 AM

I'm uncertain about the wording for the Bartho Shett lines, but I'm pretty sure everything else in Patton's Nerd Poker ballad is right. Corrections are welcome.

Under the hills of heroes,
Beneath the world of sun,
There roared the voice of fortune,
Of battles lost and won
Few were brave and less were bold
To enter dungeons dark and cold
But those whose swords and wits were keen
Can lick my ass my ass and suck my peen
Fart fart fart fart
Cow clit
Poop
Oh, Blackie Green he sucked my peen with elvish lips so soft
I thought my dwarven sausage had attracted a cumdrunk moth
When Bartho Shett Bore, a dragonborn,
Spread both his buttcheeks on the morn
And by the night was filled with spooge
I fucked his gaily chute
Oh paint your ballsack blue, boy, and drink a keg of ale
Piss on the door and punch a whore and shit in a pail
Milfred was a warrior stout but dumb as a goblin’s fart
She tried to fuck an umber hulk his pincers made her shart
And Amoth raised his mighty sword and bellowed a warrior’s cry
His war god thought it was a queef and jerked off in his eye
Finally in the ass of hell the soul of a priest so fair
Was dipped in a bucket of zombie cum and ass-raped by a bear
Oh take a flagon of dragon piss
Stir it with your cock
Jizz in a blizzard of wizard’s gizards,
Fuck a plate of beans.

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 11:50 AM

View PostRichardsCopyCat, on 27 March 2013 - 07:25 AM, said:

I have a new segment idea. I would love to hear Sark's thoughts/notes on creating the story. I'm interested to know what inspired the water elementals. Sark, where do you get your ideas and how much of the story is prepared before hand and made up on the spot?


Toss this question into the forum topic, "Questions for Sark" and there is a good chance you'll get an answer.
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Posted 27 March 2013 - 11:52 AM

"I fucked his gaily chute "...should read "I fucked his SCALEY chute"
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Posted 27 March 2013 - 12:17 PM

Blaine's "I heard Subulba's running Hollywood" was sublime and the comment about "Getting together down by the airport to sit on a car hood and just talk" was so great.

Patton's song, and the raucous laughing, was one of the greatest moments in this podcast and pasted a smile to my face.

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 12:19 PM

OMG I want Ken's shirt!!

Great Ep guys! Looking forward to some undersea epic battles!

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 12:28 PM

I'm still wondering what the connection between the Collectors and the women from the beginning. I still have a lot of questions and I think Sparklet would know the answers.
What was the deal with the first hostage going crazy when she saw her own dead body?
Are the robed figures the women in some way?
Also, what about Trass?

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 01:36 PM

View PostRobotsPajamas, on 27 March 2013 - 06:45 AM, said:

Also not to be a rules guy, but I'm not sure if they're taking advantage of "Combat Advantage". Basically you get a +2 on your attack rolls when you're flanking an opponent.


They're so off the rails at this point that Gerry could come back as the smoke monster from Lost.

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 01:37 PM

View PostGlaive, on 27 March 2013 - 11:52 AM, said:

"I fucked his gaily chute "...should read "I fucked his SCALEY chute"


The thought of that...uh! Guess Patton must have magic lube.
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Posted 27 March 2013 - 02:20 PM

View PostRIP Spirit Bear, on 27 March 2013 - 01:36 PM, said:


They're so off the rails at this point that Gerry could come back as the smoke monster from Lost.


His character arc would probably be closer to the polar bear. Or the...spirit bear?

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