Episode 3 — Toilet Wine
Posted 09 April 2013 - 11:04 PM
Posted 10 April 2013 - 07:55 AM
January 21, 2017
"I saw a button and a pushed it," said President TJ by way of explanation for the sudden, unprovoked thermonuclear disaster that has befallen most of the northern hemisphere. "I heard North Korea wants to step to us, and I was like 'nu-huh.' America got hort. HORT!"
For more than an hour, reporters continued pressing for a rationale behind his first and only decision as Commander in Chief that resulted, as we are all now only too aware, this hell-scape in which the irradiated survivors very much envy the dead.
"I gotta do what I gotta do, you know what I'm saying?" TJ told reporters during an impromptu press conference
in front of his lot on a Kissimmee, FL trailer park. For a moment it seemed that the former darling of the Fox News political machine was about to express genuine remorse as he appeared to be on the verge of tears. "OK, for real now. I just want to tell the American people that I'm sorry. I'm real sorry that I'm not President anymore, dog. So, now I got to go back to my job at Bo Jangles and get my shit right."
Posted 11 April 2013 - 07:02 AM
It's been far too long since the last episode, hopefully folks schedules will calm down and we'll get to see more regular installments of these two.
Posted 11 April 2013 - 02:20 PM
Stayin' up for four straight days with them hats.