Episode 29 — Mystery of the Skeletal Chest Crawler
Posted 11 June 2013 - 11:29 PM
Posted 12 June 2013 - 03:59 PM
1) Vin Diesel is going to turn up, assuming the role of 'pussy-face gas-planet inhabitant #6' (no lines)
2) Stargoyle will be shoved into a small, inescapable box by Amarth. Contained, it'll then be thrown down into the hellish bowels of the gas planet. Brian will immediately level-up for doing the universe a great service.
3) Tras, having unexpectedly made it out of the collector base alive, will return to the adventure, pulling himself - commando style - arm over arm onto one of the floating habitations. Brief awkwardness ensues, but he asserts himself as undisputed leader of the group shortly thereafter. They spend the rest of the episode building a monument to Carn.
I can't wait to hear how much I got right!
Posted 12 June 2013 - 07:22 PM
This episode also made me happy. I kind of want for them to get a lady to let a skelosucker have a go at them for the sake of science. Maybe if someone is awake while it's taking samples, they could figure out what it wants, or how it gets it.
Posted 12 June 2013 - 10:13 PM
Anyone who wishes harm unto Stargoyle should be thrown into the hellish bowels of the gas planet, thus doing the universe a great service.
Also, the main reason I came here is to say I love Stargoyle.
Posted 13 June 2013 - 12:10 PM
Posted 13 June 2013 - 05:08 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't all of the armor perfectly fit all the characters wearing them? I feel like that was stated when all the armors were being described, but I could be wrong, just going off memory.
Posted 15 June 2013 - 08:48 AM
Posted 16 June 2013 - 07:42 PM
I missed Blackie (I don't like when anyone is missing!), but Sir Richard brought it hard this ep.
Posted 19 June 2013 - 06:58 AM
Wow, you seriously think this? Generic D&D is the most boring, overdone style of game ever. Generic fantasy can suck it! Sark's flatulence filled interstellar joyride is fully under way, next stop anywhere.
Posted 19 June 2013 - 08:51 AM
I would still recommend switching to 3.5 or Pathfinder (open gaming update of 3.5). The core Pathfinder books are available to access for free off of the publisher's website: http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/
Posted 19 June 2013 - 10:59 AM
I'm glad I'm not in a game with that dude. Sounds like the kind of person who'd get mad if somebody put their drink too close to his game map.
Posted 19 June 2013 - 01:46 PM
EDITED TO ADD: For example, the most recent episode - 06/19/13 - was an entire hour with not one D20 roll for anything. You can't play an hour of D&D, representing 4 days of game time, without any checks and still call the shit Dungeons & Dragons. Well I mean, you can, you can call it “Blue Waffle Underwater Drumming Technique & Lemon Party with Brian Posehn & Friends” if you want…but people expecting to hear any of those things might argue the veracity of the name.
Posted 21 June 2013 - 01:22 PM
SF has been part of D&D since nearly the beginning. One of the early modules revolved around a crashed spaceship.
Sure you can, unless you're a slave to Random Encounters. Besides, Sark has said that he uses an (iPhone?) app to role dice when he doesn't want to tip off the players.
Posted 22 June 2013 - 05:44 PM