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Episode 235 — Concert Buddies


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#1 July Diaz

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Posted 28 July 2013 - 10:51 PM

If you don’t already know, Doug Benson hates candy wrappers, screaming children, and sticky seats. Although, he loves movies and he joins Scott on today’s Comedy Bang Bang to talk about Broadway, the first time they met, and being concert buddies. Our open door policy is in full effect as Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber returns to discuss important topics such as musicals, brunch, and barbecue. We’ll also learn a couple of new things about Doug & Lord Webber during a whimsical game of Would You Rather!

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 03:54 AM

Scott, I'm with you on the pubic hair.

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 05:30 AM

"Future shit indeed Scottrick"!

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 05:34 AM

Dame Sir ALW doesn't get the first WYR question in? Unprecedented!

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 05:40 AM

Junior high students are fucking SOCIOPATHS.

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 05:54 AM

"DENCH SMASH"!

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 06:51 AM

"Beattle grunge scene" gets no reaction whatsoever? Really?

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 06:59 AM

I haven't listened to it yet, but was this live streamed? Looks like it from the picture. I don't remember that happening...

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 07:09 AM

"Mario Kart" and "Goldeneye" are never a waste of time <_<

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 07:32 AM

Really glad Rob Corddry could take time out of his busy schedule to record an ad from inside a tin can for this episode.
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 07:42 AM

EPISODE 69: "POST" COITUM

You have just got home from work and you walk into the post and everything is out of place and it looks like there has been a struggle. You call out for Wheelchair Girl, and wait for her to fall down the stairs or maybe wave to you from the living room just before a car bursts through the wall, but nothing happens. Something is wrong. The post is empty. All her things are strewn all over the place. What could have happened? What is the worst possible scenario in a violent home invasion like this? Could she be posting on another site? Could she be entertaining someone else right now? Is someone else using her for a couple laughs?

(the phone rings, and you pick it up)

"I have been watching you. You seem to have a relationship with this "wheelchair girl"..... well, If its not a relationship then why do you talk to her so much? you read her posts once a week, every week. How is that not a relationship?......Look, I have no idea how serious this relationship is, all I know is that you are investing a lot of your emotions in someone that you just met online...........Did you ask if she had a webcam? ....Why the fuck not? why would you not at least ask to talk to them on webcam,....Ok, ok, ok, this is none of my business, and I am sure you are waaaay too smart to be catfished. The reason I am calling is to demand a ransom for Wheelchair Girl. You have one second to continue reading this post or I will.... Oh, nevermind. YOU DID IT. you must really love her to give into my demands so quickly. Wheelchair girl says that you gave in almost too fast. Now she says she is on the fence about whether she wants to live with you again. Oh shit, and now the fence metaphor seems to have punctured her causing a debilitating accident, and she says she will call you back next week, saaaame place, saaaaaaaaaaaaame time, and she is winking, and you can hear it, and finger banging/gunning, and now she is folding her arms and saying THE END, ........SCEEEEEE(studio audience is going insane)NNNNNNNNN(the cheer is subsiding)NNNNNEEEE(and it starts up again twice as loud as before)EEEEEEEEE".
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 08:40 AM

After last weeks not so great attempt at Would You Rather, I'm really glad they did it again this week.

Also, the year is more than half over, and I can only think of 1 or 2 episodes that I didn't absolutely love. With the number of bonus episodes and also writing and filming the show, you guys have done an amazing job.

Congratulations Chocktaw, having the funniest podcast and T.V. show airing at the same time can't be easy, but you make it seem like it is.

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 08:45 AM

I play Custer's Revenge in a way that gets some cardio going. If you know what I mean. Also, don't pretend like you don't know what I mean.

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:05 AM

Has there ever been a Scott-Brian-Doug reunion CBB episode?

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:11 AM

I know I shouldn't have but I kinda got turned off from this episode when they said video games are a waste of time. I understand that Doug and Scott are a bit older and didn't grow up with them but when they discuss movies, theater and TV but then say gaming is a waste of time just rubbed me the wrong way. Its all entertainment and art, why is one looked down upon more? Is it because its the newest?

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:41 AM

Spoiler alert: Andrew Lloyd Weber (Grill) declared his nether regions to be "verdant." He probably meant this to imply that his downstairs man-carpet is thick and lush, but according to the dictionary (ha ha the first part sounds like dick!) he's really saying that he has green pubic hair.

Also: I had always assumed that Les Miserables was an Andrew Lloyd Webber (Grill) musical. *the more you know*

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 09:59 AM

View PostTheNarnold, on 29 July 2013 - 09:11 AM, said:

I know I shouldn't have but I kinda got turned off from this episode when they said video games are a waste of time. I understand that Doug and Scott are a bit older and didn't grow up with them but when they discuss movies, theater and TV but then say gaming is a waste of time just rubbed me the wrong way. Its all entertainment and art, why is one looked down upon more? Is it because its the newest?


Either video games are older than you think, or I'm younger, because I certainly grew up with them!

The way we played video games, we did it for eight hours straight a day. We never watched TV that long, or watched four movies or Broadway shows in a row. That's why our time was probably better served elsewhere.

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:24 AM

View PostScott Aukerman, on 29 July 2013 - 09:59 AM, said:


Either video games are older than you think, or I'm younger, because I certainly grew up with them!

The way we played video games, we did it for eight hours straight a day. We never watched TV that long, or watched four movies or Broadway shows in a row. That's why our time was probably better served elsewhere.

Of course I understand eight hours a day of anything is likely not good, I also might not have my ages right but forgive me about that. Games are just something I'm passionate about and I really don't think they get the respect they deserve. I still have much love and respect for you guys.

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:26 AM

Hilariously, the word cum as Aukerman defined is abused by the british soccer (football) press. Sometimes a player tries to cross the ball, but the ball goes closer to the goalie (and sometimes even in the goal) than another player. This is frequently described as a cross-cum-shot. Which makes me laugh every time.



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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:38 AM

Scott, you got the song wrong. It's not "Doug loves candy wrappers..." It's "Doug hates etc etc". The song points out all the things about going to the movies that Doug hates, but then it ends by pointing out that despite that, Doug does in fact, love movies.