Episode 68 — Over The Top: LIVE!
Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:46 PM
Posted 29 July 2013 - 11:09 PM
"I'm gonna fuck the 'Mind of Mencia' out of you!" - Paul Scheer
"If I'm holding a baby and I say 'cunt punch,' it's gonna be really fucking funny." - Zouks
"How's yo dick?" - Nicole Byer
Posted 30 July 2013 - 12:57 AM
- and yep, the mom has to be in a crazy hospital "I have to go now" with the crazy-lady haircut.
This was one of THE best episodes and one of the greatest all-time horrible movies! HDTGM is blowing up!
Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:34 AM
Also, it's not any sort of honor for Audible to be your sponsor, because they'll let ANYONE run a train on them. I mean, I thought Stamps.com was a slut, but Audible's been giving up that ass for years and years and years...
Posted 30 July 2013 - 07:37 AM
And that was "Outrageous Fortune" in it's third week! Aside from vaguely remembering that I saw every movie that was on Showtime from 1987-1991 or so, I wouldn't even know what "Outrageous Fortune" is!
Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:44 AM
Also, a sequel/reboot/re-imagining of this film would of course have to be called "THE Over the Top".
Posted 30 July 2013 - 08:46 AM
Posted 30 July 2013 - 09:35 AM
Posted 30 July 2013 - 09:55 AM
I literally couldn't believe this either.
Posted 30 July 2013 - 10:15 AM
Deciding to drown his sorrows in maple syrup, he goes to a local Waffle House to calm down. He falls for a waitress who's stuck in a rut and decides to ride with him. The movie follows them as they bond and fall in love. He forgets his hatred for Mike Hawks. Now he wants to marry her. But on his paltry trucker's salary, he doesn't even have enough for a decent ring. The girl starts to feel foolish; that they rushed into things. What was she thinking, quitting her job and running away with a stranger?! But Arcade Guy is gonna prove he can be a good provider. The Vegas arm wrestling tournament is coming up and he's gonna win it for her! A hundred grand and a brand new firetruck (for some reason)!
Arcade Guy enters the tournament...but so does Mike. Obviously, it comes down to the two of them. It's a rigorous match, but Arcade Guy wins! But something doesn't sit right: Mike never went "over the top." He asks Mike why he didn't use his best move, one he had never beaten. Wouldn't he have won if he had? "Maybe," says Mike, "Maybe not. Now don't you have someone to propose to?" He immediately buys his girl a ring, she says yes, and they drive off into the sunset in their new firetruck.
And his two cronies? Gay lovers. Moved to Massachusetts, got married and bought a split-level in the suburbs.
Posted 30 July 2013 - 01:41 PM
"Mike, that's taken? Oh well how about Mike1? No, okay, Mike2. Really? Alright, Mike3? What?"
[2 hours later]
"MIKE264? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"