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Episode 238 — Marissa Wompler's Birthday Pool Party LIVE


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#21 Sideways 4 Best Picture

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:00 AM

Brilliant episode! The last thing we find out about Miss Listler killed me.

Also this bit:
"Kareem says in Pakistan it's a sign of great wealth to have thighs that are twenty times the size of your top!"
"You know what else it is, it's also pretty kosher to slam some airplanes into buildings!"

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:19 AM

View Postnathanpierce, on 12 August 2013 - 04:01 AM, said:

Jas---err, I mean, Eric. Ten minutes in. Already hilarious.


Man, I almost pissed my pants at that...

#23 MarmOfSmarm

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:26 AM

Jason Mantzoukas is not wearing jeans (white oxford is there though).

What.
Is.
Happening?
(Mantzoukas voice)

#24 groffle the awful waffle

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:28 AM

woo! this podcast totally balances out the fact that i'm dying slowly!

#25 EarBear

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:42 AM

Marissa: This is a classy podcast, it always has been...
Choctaw: Really?!?

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:57 AM

OMG you guys! I love these characters! Your show makes me smile and laugh with delight! I wish these characters were on a TV show. It reminds me of Strangers with Candy. :D

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 07:04 AM

STOP GIVING HER SALVES! ...I just knocked that salve in the pool.

Oh god what a ride. My face hurts from smiling and trying not to cackle in my very quiet office.

Did anyone else really feel that emotional rollercoaster? Poor Marissa and Gutterballs...those crazy kids will never figure it out.
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Posted 12 August 2013 - 07:55 AM

"Every town has a snatch"

Oh yeah, this ep is already in this year's top 5 and I'm not 15 minute in.
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Posted 12 August 2013 - 07:58 AM

I'm suprised Wompler is having a pool pary when she's so small up top, but now I see that Gutterballs must have either knocked her up when they were scissoring or she really is naturally pear shaped.

Womp it up!

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:10 AM

View Postb4real25, on 12 August 2013 - 06:57 AM, said:

I wish these characters were on a TV show.


'Womp it Up' as an animated half hour would be a fucking great show...

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 09:23 AM

My only complaint is that it ended. I wish this ep had been a 2 to 3-hour Womptacular Extreme.
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#32 daveB from Oakland

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 09:37 AM

Poor Marissa. She's dealing with a lot of chaos in her life. She was really starting to lose it when Scott told her to "womp it down".

This is for you, Marissa ... DON'T WOMP OUT LOUD ... just womp it inside/ and learn how to womp your feelings ...


Chop off the "En", Chop off the "In"

Stop in!!

Glish Muff!!

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 09:38 AM

View PostGeordie McGrath, on 11 August 2013 - 11:54 PM, said:

HOLY MOTHER OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMACARE, I HAVE BECOME A PART OF THE MARISSA WOMPLER CANON!

How? Well the alleged smooth skinned, dimply Australian who wrote Marissa a promposal is me!

Here's the link for those interested:



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#34 daveB from Oakland

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 09:55 AM

View PostGeordie McGrath, on 11 August 2013 - 11:54 PM, said:

HOLY MOTHER OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMACARE, I HAVE BECOME A PART OF THE MARISSA WOMPLER CANON!

How? Well the alleged smooth skinned, dimply Australian who wrote Marissa a promposal is me!

Here's the link for those interested ...



Good work Geordie ... a little too good. Everybody's in a tizzy about immigrants immediately south of our border ... I think we should be more worried about the ones to the super-southy-south of us. Because these smooth-talking Aussies are gonna steal our American ladies. Geordie, if I have anything to do with it, you will never get a Visa. Or a MasterCard, for that matter.
Chop off the "En", Chop off the "In"

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#35 Bernard Shakey

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 10:43 AM

Another win for Wompler!
Some of my favorite lines from this episode:
"Help me OB1" (ob tampons)
"Her thighs have sideburns"
"Sexual Gamma Rays"
"I love a good Jap tea"
and maybe the best plugs song ever!

#36 James Woods Jr.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:45 AM

Danielle (sp?) must have some Kulap-level titties. Scottie was almost speechless.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:45 AM

crumpled up pair of jamz

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 11:47 AM

View PostJames Woods Jr., on 12 August 2013 - 11:45 AM, said:

Danielle (sp?) must have some Kulap-level titties. Scottie was almost speechless.


She had a pair of Kulaps? I just noticed she had really litttle feet.

#39 Steve Henel

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 01:14 PM

Seth must have been bitten by a radioactive Bob Odenkirk with all those "goddamn it!"'s

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 02:01 PM

DAYUMMM!!!!!!! Huskey lookin good. i want to hit that