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TWO new PFT inspired shirts now in the Earwolf Store!

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GET YOURSELF ONE! HERE

 

 

And when you get it show us how hot you look in it HERE

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MUST GET KNIFEGRAB!

 

However, I think we need a mnemonic device to help us remember. How about M.U.S.T. G.E.T. K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B.

 

OK, so first we have M as in... Money. We need money to buy the shirt.

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U as in Unlimited. Unlimited love for shirt designer Sara Pocock.

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Okay, S is easy, Sharknado, which is an episode of HDTGM which Scott Aukernom appeared on.

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T as in Today I will buy the K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B. shirt with the money I have

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G, as in Gee, Your Knife Grab shirt smells terrific. Like the musk of a dirty child mixed with the scent of a perfumed handkerchief that, surprisingly, compliments each other perfectly.

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E as in Eventually there will be terrible consequences for those who fail to purchase this shirt

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K, as in maah wife is Knitting a sweater that I need for my K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B. shirt.

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N, No one can deny that you should buy the K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B. shirts immediately with the money you have, less you be shut out by the other cool kids with such fantastic shirts

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I. I can't believe Earwolf got Aeon Flux-era Charlize Theron to model the K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B. shirt!

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F, Freedom is something Americans enjoy despite Barack Hussein Obamacare, and they can exercise that freedom by buying this shirt;

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E, for Earwerewolf, which is what this podcast network unfortunately turns into every full moon; buy a KNIFEGRAB shirt today! Every purchase helps support comedy podcast lycanthropy research.

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R. Run quickly to your computer, go to www.earwolf.com, click the SHOP! button, and immediately purchase one or both of these shirts, or I'm gonna get real fuckin' stabby.

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A. Ah, what a mistake it would be to not buy this K.N.I.F.E. G.R.A.B. shirt immediately!

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B. Bollocks! I waited too long and now I can't buy a K.N.I.F.E. G.R.A.B. shirt. I am an idiot!

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so let's go over this one more time to make sure we're all on the same page

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO There's a mysterious stain on my K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B. shirt and now they're all out of the smaller sizes! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

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Any chance KNIFEGRAB will be reprinted at some point?

 

I lost out by hoping to pick one up on the tour. Ugh.

I guess I'd be OK with an I.N.T.E.R.D.I.M.E.N.S.I.O.N.A.L. F.R.Y.V.A.U.L.T. G.R.A.B. when that comes around.

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Yeah I'd grab a K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B. shirt if they re-released it. Now, if only there was a way to remember to do ....

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