Episode 2 — Blake Anderson, Our Close Friend
Posted 14 October 2013 - 09:02 PM
Posted 15 October 2013 - 06:40 AM
It was really great to hear that Blake, as far as I can tell, forcibly inserted himself into the top of the Hollywood establishment. Good lesson! Unfortunately, people just don't find me sexually threatening, so I probably won't be using it anytime soon.
Also, how dare you infer that my local nickel odeon will be supplanted by this newfangled VD technology... If people want a venereal disease they can go out and get one from the corner store or rent one from Blockbuster like the Amish do. I'm really bussin' up about this. Not in a good way.
I would also like to hear Hayes give us more synonyms for nebbishy please.
Love You, Bye.
PS - I don't know about everyone else, but I believe I specifically said that I wouldn't donate because you guys were doing so well and your setup was so corporate and elaborate. You know, Jesse Thorn over at Maximum Fun doesn't seem as slick as you guys which really gives me a millennial authenticity boner.
Posted 15 October 2013 - 09:23 AM
Posted 15 October 2013 - 12:05 PM
I was confused way back then when you said you wanted money, I swear you guys. I thought that it was another one of your famous prank'um gags. I know you guys are total math whizes and that's how you keep so much of that bank you make. Now I will probably donate some money to the show, I just want to make it clear it is NOT because I like this new show. It's not because I derive some sort of immense joy from listening to it (more than once). It's certainly not because you guys are funny, or smart, or getting awesome guests. I'm only posting here because you told me not to. You get it? I guess what I'm trying to say is I don't know you or like you, but here is some money (not now, but when I get paid again).
P.S. I subscribed to the pro version but I don't see the sexy boudoir pics anywhere, anyone else having this problem?
P.P.S. I like the teasers, but they are a little cold for my taste. Do we really need to keep them in the freezer? How long will they last if we just like, leave them on the counter?
P.P.P.S. What up to Chance-own and the dude who may or may not be the Narnold
Posted 15 October 2013 - 01:45 PM
PS - You've just earned friendo status. Keep it sexy in Oregon.
PPS - I think we can both agree, fuck the Ducks. And Phil Knight while we're at it.
Posted 15 October 2013 - 02:18 PM
Also guys are we ever gonna get Mimby on so I can finally figure out what her project is.
Posted 16 October 2013 - 12:18 AM
lol. I thought this as well. But now that Sean & Hayes have said otherwise, I'm inclined to believe them here. The next time I am near a stream, I will have to conduct some tests!
Also, how DARE the naysayers come out of the woodwork! SHOW YOURSELVES! Where are these critics!? These haters? These trolls? I know Sean & Hayes are too cool to even care about 'em, and can just brush 'em off like nothing. But this shouldn't stand regardless. They don't have to be doing this - we already had them walk away from one podcast! I don't want to live in a world where Sean & Hayes are constantly one slight push away from depriving us of their genius and experience. These trolls shant be tolerated! Shant? Shan't? That must be how you spell it - the squiggly red line didn't show up for that version.
... what am I talking about again? Oh yes; the trolls. DAMN YOU JOEL COEN AND YOUR ARMY OF TROLLS! It's about time someone started a feud with you! And apparently, those persons have to be Sean & Hayes here. Time to disrupt Hollywood - again - boys. I know you're used to it by now. We're behind you guys 100%
Also, being a wrestling fan, I absolutely have to check out The Goldbergs now. Thanks Sean & Hayes - this was totally off-my-radar until now!
Posted 16 October 2013 - 02:37 AM
Dear Mr. DiCaprio or Dame Helen Mirren,
How have you kept your incredible success in show business from changing you as a person? How do you remain so grounded and personable when Hollywood is constantly knocking on your door, constantly throwing money, booze & drugs at you... generally, doing their best to inflate your ego and turn you into some out-of-touch, deranged mess to be mocked for the TMZ's, STAR Magazines and all the other paparazzo out there?
Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:18 AM
Also someone is terrorizing our iTunes page with fraudulent "1" ratings when they actually really liked the show so go fix that.
Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:24 AM
Please ask him how he gets himself into a funny zone, a humor quadrant, or a chuckle area.
Posted 16 October 2013 - 09:34 AM
For Ronald Lover why did you get into the hips hops?
Posted 16 October 2013 - 03:34 PM
It makes sense. You just have to remember that the third person plural of Mimby is still Mimby. Like "fish" or "squash." All the Mimby Project.
In other news, guys, this new show rocks. Back when I was a kid, I used to listen to the Realty Sho-sho, and this is at least 8% better than that! Last week, you explained to me what the purpose is of those pieces-of-movies that come on before my movie comes on in the theater. I'm always just like, "Where is movies?" I'm so glad Hayes & Sean come along to bail me out. But now, you're telling me that some day I won't even need to go to movies! They'll be on my TV! I'm not sure I believe you, but it's a beautiful dream.
But seriously--just as the Realty Sho-sho taught me how to live in reality, I am prepared to use the Hollywood Handbook to teach myself how to live in Hollywood. First I need to get to Hollywood, if y'all have any advice on that. Thanks.
P.S. I'm so glad y'all are still pointing out things that are scary. It makes me feel a lot safer.