Episode 255 — A Visit From Hee Hee-ll
Posted 11 November 2013 - 03:37 AM
Posted 11 November 2013 - 09:03 AM
USE THE GOSH DARN COASTERS, FOR FUDGE SAKES!
(Sorry about my language.)
It's like these people never had grandmothers with antique end tables!
Posted 11 November 2013 - 09:05 AM
Posted 11 November 2013 - 01:52 PM
CAKES to Scott for bringing back the beloved game "How you weigh?"
PIES to Rob Delaney for pawning his lucrative breast milk business on CBB. Using a PODCAST as a venue to try and sell a product or service? Have you no shame?
CAKES to Rob's publisher for recommending the current title over the one I tweeted to him. As much as I thought the title "Rob Delaney: Bad As I Wanna Be" had a nice ring to it, it turns out there is another memoir out there with a very similar title.
CAKES to whoever did that SPOT ON Michael Jackson impersonation--I almost thought I was listening to the real MJ come back to life!
PIES to me for spoiling the illusion for all the people who probably DID think it was the real MJ. Sorry guys!
CAKES to Michael Jackson and his great recommendation for bedtime listening. From now on every night I am having "I want my milk..." soothing me to sleep from my earbuds. Insomnia: OVER.
CAKES to MJ for specifying which Hitler he was talking about. I got really confused there for a second!
PIES to Satan for not having all the demons of hell do a giant Thriller reenactment. Considering you have the real Michael Jackson. you guys could probably get almost as many youtube views as that one Philippine prison!
PIES to Earwolf for making me hungry for buttery, juicy butthole when I've still got hours before my next lunch break.
PIES to everyone who expressed fondness for George Michael even though he is KNOWN to be a SODOMIST who has sex with other men. I don't care how great his music was, how can you say something positive about someone with such terrible morals? As a Christian I am deeply offended.
And finally, lots of delicious CAKES to Michael Jackson. We love you!