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Episode 9 — Michael Showalter, Our Close Friend


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#1 July Diaz

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 12:22 AM

Sean and Hayes help out Engineer Cody in another edition of Engineer My Career and reveal the truth on what really went on behind the scenes while filming The Godfather during Uncommon Commentary. Finally, MICHAEL SHOWALTER drops by to talk about joining the Earwolf family, recall how he had to kick Sean & Hayes out of The State, speak on the pressures of going in and out of the funny zone, share some of his favorite restaurants in town, and explain his decision to become Mr. Crystal Light.

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 12:36 AM

I am not even going to bother listening to this episode. I put my full support behind everything said and/or done on this episode and wholeheartedly endorse anything that it contains. Even gay aliens.

Another Great Episode!

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 03:02 AM

Surprising little dig against gay marriage in the beginning of the show. It allllllmost made it seem like Sean and Hayes actually read the forums this past week and saw how bumpin' things have been in here. Interesting choice to throw Chanson a little easter egg like that.


It was probably a coincidence.
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Posted 03 December 2013 - 04:46 AM

No studio photos, very limited Popcorn Gallery, no Pro Version rewards... Uhhhuh, this is no Gelmania

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 07:57 AM

View PosthugLife, on 03 December 2013 - 03:02 AM, said:

Surprising little dig against gay marriage in the beginning of the show. It allllllmost made it seem like Sean and Hayes actually read the forums this past week and saw how bumpin' things have been in here. Interesting choice to throw Chanson a little easter egg like that.


It was probably a coincidence.


No, when you spend the big bucks, you can get your weird conservative agenda to be shoehorned into just about anything.

For the record, I have nothing against gay humans getting married. It's the aliens trying to marry other aliens that I believe is an abomination. If they want to get married, then they can find a human or a cat or a dog or some other earth creature to marry like everyone else. You know, how God intended it.

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 09:23 AM

Who else is going to join me in calling into Cat Matters? http://earwolf.com/show/cat-matters

I do not have a cat but I don't think that will ruin things. I'm going to talk about my allergies

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 09:27 AM

they were going to do a show about how important dogs are but they couldn't think of a rhyme. the closest they came up with was "dog bothers" and burping at the start of "bothers."
I enjoyed this epi. it's no episode 8 though.

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 10:47 AM

i love mr showalter but hate call in shows, rip

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 11:13 AM

We got to hear Hayes and Sean give their expert opinions on the eternal question: "LA or New York?" but we still don't know where they land on the other big issue: "Cats or Dogs?" Personally, I think cats are really cool and that dogs can be a lot of fun.

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 11:43 AM

Marlon Brando used to have this naive idea that we are all one race before Sean and Hayes explained that there are different kinds of people
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Posted 03 December 2013 - 11:51 AM

hey gang,
Hayes was doing a wicked wheelie on his moped this morning and fell off and busted open one of his butt implants. I'm at the hospital right now, and the doctors say it looks like he could possibly lose juiciness on one whole side of his body. It's a good reminder that even though some guys have literally ehrrrything you could ever dream of, we are all still just human beings and very fragile. I can't stop hearing the sound. It was like a SQUEEEEECHY, but also like KERPLEEEEP and you could hear the moped engine like GROMROMBROMBUNDUNDUN

Will update when I know more.

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 12:08 PM

This is so incredibly sad. I'm gonna cry my eyes out when Hayes' butt implant comes up in the "In Memoriam" section of the Oscars and when it gets its posthumous Oscar for excellence in podcasting. ~*RIP buttplant*~

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 12:23 PM

#prayersforhayes

In 50 years I'll be telling my grandkids where I was and what I was doing the moment I found out Hayes busted his butt implant. Never forget.
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Posted 03 December 2013 - 01:02 PM

does his butt still look p good though?

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 01:47 PM

Damnit!!!

I effin' knew it. I've been telling Hayes for years to switch it up to a Puch or something. He insisted on 'throwing a kit on' his tomos. I was like, "listen man, we're talkin' 70 cc!!!! you're going to regret this bro. Besides, you don't want that step through shitttt"

I truly hope your butt's okay and I feel your pain road dawgy.

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*Hayes at the latebirds rally last year.

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 02:06 PM

Hollywood illuminati star whackers strike again!

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 02:52 PM

View Postburdrulz, on 03 December 2013 - 01:47 PM, said:


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borrowing your pic to make a tribute

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if we want to use it 4 the kickstarter to fix he butt thats ok with me

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 03:21 PM

View Postgreggy, on 03 December 2013 - 02:52 PM, said:

borrowing your pic to make a tribute

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if we want to use it 4 the kickstarter to fix he butt thats ok with me


Obvious fakes. These don't even have Hayes's tribal Maori half sleeves.


He always keeps them covered unless he is going into battle.
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Posted 03 December 2013 - 04:03 PM

ugh HAYES!!!

if you look closely on this video you can catch him briefly at the end. He was ALWAYS seeing if he could top everyone around him with his sick stunts and jumps and ramps.



#prayforhay_es

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Posted 03 December 2013 - 06:05 PM

View PosthugLife, on 03 December 2013 - 03:21 PM, said:


Obvious fakes. These don't even have Hayes's tribal Maori half sleeves.


He always keeps them covered unless he is going into battle.

yeah well i have a force feild belt so lasers bounce right off me and also my dad is zeus and he frys you with lightning powers
(this is an analogy)