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Episode 79.5 — Minisode 79.5


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#1 July Diaz

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 12:00 AM

Happy 2014! Be a better person in the new year by watching a great movie with a magical harmonica, a talking snowman, and a dead father starring Michael Keaton in 1998’s Jack Frost. Paul gives the first ever boot to someone as he goes through some Corrections & Omissions for last week’s movie Deck the Halls, explains why that guy in the song “Wipeout” is laughing, and tells us what our new year’s resolutions should be as he answers your Qs. Make sure to go see June in Anchorman 2 and Paul on Comedy Central’s @midnight!

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 04:58 AM

Correction and omission Jason has asthma he would totally not win in a stamina fight vs Nick Kroll
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Posted 07 January 2014 - 06:09 AM

View PostDEATHMAN, on 07 January 2014 - 04:58 AM, said:

Correction and omission Jason has asthma he would totally not win in a stamina fight vs Nick Kroll


No way, he'd channel his inner Rafi, grab a pocket dog and (more importantly) a switch blade, and work Kroll like a rib.

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 06:13 AM

I thought I heard a wave of nerdgasm crashing on the shores when I woke up this morning.

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 08:43 AM

Wow, I had no idea about the Holyfield quote....insane. HDTGM pre-recorded podcasts are more up to date than me. Scheer must stayed glued to TMZ.
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Posted 07 January 2014 - 11:36 AM

I own this movie on VHS! Jack Frost is also known as the last major film Michael Keaton made before going into semi-retirement. And it's too bad that his career had to regularly end with this.

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 12:07 PM

Oh man, I remember seeing Jack Frost on an airplane when I was 11 or 12. I know I hated it but I had an aisle seat and nothing to read but SkyMall. So I watched most of it and then immediately tried to forget it. Here's a dialogue highlight from Roger Ebert's review:

Jack Frost: "You da man!"
Charlie: "No, YOU da man!"
Jack: "No, I da SNOWMAN!"

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 02:13 PM

i so much prefer this Jack Frost over the family movie:



i hope Paul, Jason & June talk about this movie in some way...

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 02:46 PM

What gets randomly referenced more in Earwolf history: Slimer with a mouth full of hotdogs or the laughing guy from Wipeout? I feel like I hear these references at least once a month.

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 04:39 PM

I can't even count how many times I've seen this movie because when my baby brother was like 6, he became obsessed with it and rented it every time we went to the video store for like a year.

uuuggghhhhh

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 03:39 AM

Henry Rollins as the special guest? That was my first guess anyway, although Paul F. Tompkins was also in this movie.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 07:20 AM

I am so excited for this! I recently discovered the show and have been binge listening for the last couple of months without watching the movies. Now that I am all caught up, it is iTunes rental time!

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:04 PM

When Paul mentioned rants my first thought was Dennis Miller.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:17 PM

Prolblably gonna be Denis Leary.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 03:04 PM

Problobbaby gonna be Dennis Farina.

#16 Bright Anderson

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 03:36 PM

Prolboybally gonna be Dennis Rodman.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 03:38 PM

prrrrbbbbbbbllly Dennis The Menace

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 07:06 PM

This trailer sounds exactly like the Rob Schneider trailers from South Park.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 07:11 PM

View PostBonny DamesRio, on 08 January 2014 - 01:04 PM, said:

When Paul mentioned rants my first thought was Dennis Miller.


View Post2COOL4U69, on 08 January 2014 - 01:17 PM, said:

Prolblably gonna be Denis Leary.


View PostDan Engler, on 08 January 2014 - 03:04 PM, said:

Problobbaby gonna be Dennis Farina.


View PostBright Anderson, on 08 January 2014 - 03:36 PM, said:

Prolboybally gonna be Dennis Rodman.


View PostShannon, on 08 January 2014 - 03:38 PM, said:

prrrrbbbbbbbllly Dennis The Menace


I fucking love you guys.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 07:53 PM

Oh my goodness. I am watching this movie now and it is a supreme bummer. Its like The Road of bad christmas movies.

Landslide?? Really?? That song alone is enough to do me in....
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