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Episode 62 — Dwarf Surfboard


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#1 July Diaz

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 11:51 PM

Rats have made the walls collapse in the caves. The gang must figure out a way to continue to their destination of Glinishmore. Maybe Blackie Green’s new dwarf surfboard can help.

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 03:03 AM

Haven't listened yet, but that is one maniacal looking Sark pic:

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#3 Ben Heasly

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 08:22 AM

Another great episode! Thanks.

But!

Shouldn't Sir Richard have waited for all of his companions to dwarf-surf to safety before going himself? How could he leave Damian and Bart behind him in the deepening flood of rats?

Because he was drunk and thinking of himself, that's how. Alignment yellow card!



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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:19 AM

----SPOILER ALERT----

Brian missed a big opportunity in speaking with the rats. With all due respect, here's how I would have played it:

"Listen, Rats! We are not your enemies. We are but travelers who desire safe passage through these halls. Your true enemies are the Rat-Men! They have taken your home, they eat your food, and they sacrifice your lives for the sake of their own whims! Go! Take revenge on your oppressors! Go to their homes and root them out! They may be larger than you, but you are many! GO AND DESTROY THEM ALL!!!!!"

*metal guitar riffs in the background*

\m/ :angry: \m/

#5 NotBettyWhite

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 02:14 PM

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#6 Atma86

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 03:39 PM

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT FUDDRUCKERS.

#7 GolemGholaGoulashAgogo

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 07:57 PM

"On the next Lack of Curiosity" & "Myth Accepters" was really, really funny.

#8 StevoDoccerson

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 11:09 PM

While they've been underground the old Necromancer has restored everybody on the surface to the way they were, everybody on the water planet is fine, 12 pack was elected mayor, Karn's opened up his own frozen yogurt place, all the hostages who lived but were forgotten by the party have formed a support group...

#9 Kevin Irmiter

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 12:17 AM

View Posttelegramsam, on 12 February 2014 - 09:19 AM, said:

----SPOILER ALERT----

Brian missed a big opportunity in speaking with the rats. With all due respect, here's how I would have played it:

"Listen, Rats! We are not your enemies. We are but travelers who desire safe passage through these halls. Your true enemies are the Rat-Men! They have taken your home, they eat your food, and they sacrifice your lives for the sake of their own whims! Go! Take revenge on your oppressors! Go to their homes and root them out! They may be larger than you, but you are many! GO AND DESTROY THEM ALL!!!!!"

*metal guitar riffs in the background*

\m/ :angry: \m/


Brilliant! If only Brian had thought of that.

#10 Johnny Million

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 06:38 AM

I thought the Wizard Staff drinking game/accomplishment was pretty fun.

#11 Ben Heasly

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 09:24 AM

View PostBen Heasly, on 12 February 2014 - 08:22 AM, said:

Alignment yellow card!


Woah, forget that. Red card during the last 10 minutes of the episode.

#12 Logan Swanson

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 11:40 AM

Sark, Blaine and Ken were all on Dana Gould's podcast, talking D&D. Very fun chat.

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 06:42 PM

View Posttelegramsam, on 12 February 2014 - 09:19 AM, said:

----SPOILER ALERT----

Brian missed a big opportunity in speaking with the rats. With all due respect, here's how I would have played it:

"Listen, Rats! We are not your enemies. We are but travelers who desire safe passage through these halls. Your true enemies are the Rat-Men! They have taken your home, they eat your food, and they sacrifice your lives for the sake of their own whims! Go! Take revenge on your oppressors! Go to their homes and root them out! They may be larger than you, but you are many! GO AND DESTROY THEM ALL!!!!!"

*metal guitar riffs in the background*

\m/ :angry: \m/

Yeah Damian seems to think 'Speak With Animals" means "Command Animals".

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 10:30 AM

View PostHammerbeard, on 14 February 2014 - 06:42 PM, said:

Yeah Damian seems to think 'Speak With Animals" means "Command Animals".


Or rather, "command animals to eat themselves"…

I'm surprised he hasn't yet told them to suck their own dicks :P

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 10:13 PM

Also levitate spell used wrong. But I don't care. Blaine rules!!! @midnight is great too. Way to go Blaine!!!