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Episode 22 — Jon Gabrus, Our Close Friend


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#1 agata

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Posted 03 March 2014 - 11:15 PM

Sean and Hayes address some fan feedback and announce some more Notscar winners. Friend of the show and Guy Code regular Jon Gabrus joins the guys to discuss emotions in movies, side chicks, and viral videos. Then, the Popcorn Gallery delves into controversial topics like The Da Vinci Code, the Nerdist podcast, Pellegrino, MTV, and who to avoid at Oscar after-parties.

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 05:13 AM

Thanks for the pro version payout, I have not felt this rewarded since I mailed in my blu-Ray proof of purchase for the 'boy in striped pajamas' and got a limited edition Buchenwald snuggie in return. As the bemused striped boy says at the end of his adventure, Ciaoschwitz! Sean and Hayes!

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 07:39 AM

woke up this morning to 80 voice mails from every major tvs and movies production companies on earf. Everyone from Ted Turner to Adam Goodman "please write for us" and "we must own your talent" and "money is no object" over and over.

Apparently, the impeccable, inimitable Sean Clements performed an emotionally stirring performance of my short sketch How Dare You on air. Furthermore, not to be outdone, the beady-eyed Hayes Portdaven also feebly attempted his own lackluster version. Needless to say, this has caused quite a stir in Hollywood back rooms.

My career has rocketed through the stratosphere overnight.

huglife and Freja, I know you both are already rich and famous but I believe we will all gain from this rare Hollywood Handbump

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 07:56 AM

View PostTheloniousJunk, on 04 March 2014 - 07:39 AM, said:

huglife and Freja, I know you both are already rich and famous but I believe we will all gain from this rare Hollywood Handbump


Well I actually didn't license them to take any artistic with my question, and unfortunately, they took out all of the chic funny parts. Their nonsense just cost me a script writing gig for Tramsformers 4: Heart of the Tin-Man.
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Posted 04 March 2014 - 08:21 AM

Who is this agata person and where did that July Diaz go and what we need is a new white knight mod to come clean up these forums. Speak on these

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 09:22 AM

Uninspired. 1 star.

#7 Tim Treese

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 09:24 AM

Hey guys. Some notes from the show:

Thought Jennifer Lawrence should have won a Notscar for not being on Twitter (though Ellen did really get her goat with that picksie!)
Mister Ogynist was a really smart character, and fun and funny, but I thought there were more jokes there. Did you ever consider:
"Miso Gynist", who would be a Miso Soup chef and also a Gyno, and I also had other ideas for names/characters based on misogynist.
Jon Gabrus was a real rat and seemed to not want to answer the good questions you guys gave him very much, and I think that was wrong and you should black-ball him.

Thanks! #hollywoodhandbook

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 09:26 AM

Also a more general note for the show: You should use more acronyms (it's OK you can just say the letters!). Personally, I think LOL, SMH, SNAFU, and NASA are my favorites, what's yours?

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 09:46 AM

I hate to show my ignorance here because I know you jackals will never let me hear the end of it, but I didn't know about the whole bubbles being around us and helping us get sick hang time on dunks and stuff. My question is, are there more bubbles in space? Is that why Sandy Bullock floated around so much in Gravity? You would think a brilliant NASA scientist like herself would know that she could just pop those teeny tiny little bubbles and gently float back down to Earth into the waiting arms of George Clooney.

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 10:27 AM

View PostOcterDoctopus, on 04 March 2014 - 08:21 AM, said:

where did that July Diaz go and what we need is a new white knight mod to come clean up these forums.


hey octerdoctopus, i'm forever lurking in these forums

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 10:35 AM

Watching Nebraska, I was introduced to an actor who can only be described as Fat Hayes.

http://l1.yimg.com/b...wasthedrive.jpg

http://ia.media-imdb...X640_SY720_.jpg

The other guy is Fat Kyle Cease, but that's neither here nor there.

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 10:40 AM

View PostValerie Bryant, on 04 March 2014 - 10:35 AM, said:

Watching Nebraska, I was introduced to an actor who can only be described as Fat Hayes.

http://l1.yimg.com/b...wasthedrive.jpg

http://data:image/jp...WVlAvzVlZWUH//Z

The other guy is Fat Kyle Cease, but that's neither here nor there.



Funny story, that's actually Will Forte (you might know him from SNL or MacGruber movies). I know, he's such an actor you can barely even tell it's him in that fat suit!

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 10:42 AM

View PostJuly Diaz, on 04 March 2014 - 10:27 AM, said:

hey octerdoctopus, i'm forever lurking in these forums


I mean, I am happy to welcome Gattaca, our new Admin, but it is nice to know that you didn't ditch our popping forum.

I expect you to be posting regularly from now on in a blatant display of favoritism over the other Earwolf podcasts.
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Posted 04 March 2014 - 10:44 AM

View PostOcterDoctopus, on 04 March 2014 - 08:21 AM, said:

what we need is a new white knight mod to come clean up these forums.


Is this some kind of cryptic Birth of a Nation reference?
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Posted 04 March 2014 - 11:26 AM

View PosthugLife, on 04 March 2014 - 10:42 AM, said:


I mean, I am happy to welcome Gattaca, our new Admin, but it is nice to know that you didn't ditch our popping forum.




none of us know how july has managed to do all this stuff alone for so long, but now he has me and ele helping him with the episode posts. thank you for your warm welcome - you are officially my favorite poster so far.

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 11:27 AM

The administrators are going to be watching this forum very closely to make sure you're all being respectful of our dear friend Gattaca.

#17 OcterDoctopus

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 11:31 AM

TheNarnold got banned from the Reality Show Show forums cause he called a mod a white knight so I'm pretty sure its a very racially charged term. Mods are just forever lurking everywhere.

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 11:52 AM

View PostOcterDoctopus, on 04 March 2014 - 11:31 AM, said:

TheNarnold got banned from the Reality Show Show forums cause he called a mod a white knight so I'm pretty sure its a very racially charged term. Mods are just forever lurking everywhere.


I may lack the historical context on this, but is that why Hayesean started a new Podcast with a Different name? Just so that they Could get a new forum and get Narnia unbanned??

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 12:19 PM

Hey guys I liked the show, but I've got a bone to pick about your first segment. As funny as it was, publically airing a facebook pm is a clear breach of nettiquette, as bad as inline posting porn or typing in all caps. The p in pm stands for private, an implicit promise of confidence every mote as sacred as that of the catholic confessional. I was simply forced to publically shame H+S on fucknonettiquetefails.tumblr.com an act whic gave me no little pain but standards must be upheld.
Anyway good epi, I like Jon Gabrus and the disdain in which he holds Guy Code

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 12:50 PM

Maybe that guy meant that it only took him a minute to get "turned on" by Hayes and Sean rather than "turn on" them? That's what's tricky about debating on the internet since things can get misconstrued and that is why I prefer to get into fights in person. Also because of my martial arts training

My vote goes for this podcast being funny and cool and smart

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