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Episode 282 — Wompster's University


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#1 July Diaz

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 10:47 PM

WOMP IT UP! CBB intern Marissa Wompler & her life coach Miss Listler are back to catch us up on what’s been going on in their life since Marissa’s birthday pool party. We’ll hear how their recent college visits in Washington D.C. have gone, how Marissa caught her step dad Seth in the middle of a jerk sesh, and why Eric “Gutterballs” Gutterman is out of the picture. So make yourself a DiGiorno cream cheese sandwich and tune in for an episode full of survival tips, accents, and of course womping up the jamz!

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 11:07 PM

I was going to go to sleep, but it looks like I'll be staying awake to womp it up.

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 11:16 PM

YESSSS!!!! The title had me grinning. WOMP IT UP!
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Posted 21 April 2014 - 12:03 AM

Womp it up!

I'm glad to see it's just the two of them. Bringing in everybody from the "Womplerverse" for mega-episodes is fun, but it's good to get back to the basics sometimes. Wompler and Listler are where it's really at.

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 12:26 AM

"I'm gonna womp you up later!"
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"Deep inside you know you womp it too"
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Posted 21 April 2014 - 12:46 AM

I hope that promised second annual Womptacular comes to pass. Especially at a theme park. Now, I have a photo of myself I would like to look at.

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 01:00 AM

The Wompler/Lister canon is getting so confusing. Did it seem like they kept hinting at a Rearden Wompler episode soon? Or am I just projecting my own hopes.

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 02:42 AM

Now I'm starting to think that when Traci was very abruptly and very gently attacked the night before Riot LA before she could even say "Help me, Rhonda," it was NOT random at all...
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Posted 21 April 2014 - 03:20 AM

I am just glad that she's safe after her terrifying run in with Don Dimello and Falcon.

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 04:21 AM

holy fuck my body aches from laughing.. immediately hysterical great great way to start the week even though improv4humans was like a bonus start haha

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 05:15 AM

WWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 05:28 AM

Aw, the Kiss Me I'm Patrick McMahon callback was such a delight.

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 06:36 AM

A little pee just escaped I'm so excited to listen to this. It's okay though I'll either binder-clip it shut or have a second pair of pants ready. Sorry not sorry coworkers. Hastag Womp it up America.

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 06:43 AM

Scottie 2 Hottie rocking the pinstripe vans cap

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 07:06 AM

So Lennon actually had some winger on her phone teed up? She is amazing.

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 07:42 AM

"For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf"

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 08:56 AM

Seth's life would be ruined by Stunts? You mean like the Barenaked Ladies album featuring hit single "One Week"?

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 09:02 AM

View Postmwn, on 21 April 2014 - 08:56 AM, said:

Seth's life would be ruined by Stunts? You mean like the Barenaked Ladies album featuring hit single "One Week"?


It's been......a well known fact that the album puts a curse on those who listen to it.

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 09:28 AM

View PostDhezballah, on 21 April 2014 - 01:00 AM, said:

The Wompler/Lister canon is getting so confusing. Did it seem like they kept hinting at a Rearden Wompler episode soon? Or am I just projecting my own hopes.


I thought it was pretty obvious they were hinting at it, which is great.



View PostKristopher Mills, on 21 April 2014 - 06:43 AM, said:

Scottie 2 Hottie rocking the pinstripe vans cap


Scott's hat lacks a serious amount of giant hole on top so his spiked bleached hair can go through to be scottie 2 hottie

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 09:52 AM

I agree very strongly that the time for the CBBTVverse Marissa Wompler has come. Followed by several CBB multiple universe crossovers, folowed by the Crisis on Infinite Comedy Bang Bangs, followed by the Death and Return of Cake Boss.