Hey, Siri. Siri? Wake up, Siri. Siri? Don't die on me. Don't you dare die on me, Siri...

[Disgusting English Candy Drill 14]

Hey, Siri. Siri? Wake up, Siri. Siri? Don't die on me. Don't you dare die on me, Siri! SIRI....I swear on everything I hold dear that I will not let your death have been in vain. I will avenge this, if it takes me to the ends of the earth, Siri.