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"I got 2 tablets, so call me Moses. I like freeing my people. And guns. And roses."

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"I got 2 tablets, so call me Moses. I like freeing my people. And guns. And roses."

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"I got two dads, so call me Jesus. I like dying for sins. And Reese's Pieces."

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"I got unlimited breadsticks, so call me the Gardens. I like things medieval. And Trojans. And Spartans."

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I got to somehow monetise this catchphrase structure, so then you could call me "wealthy"/ I could then interact with Tom Cruise socially, and fuck Eudora Welty

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"I got nine lives, so call me pussy. I like balls of yarn. And Gary Busey."

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I got two low-hanging testicles, so call me old. I like to complain about stuff. And sitting down carefully.

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