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EPISODE 106 — Deep Blue Sea: LIVE!

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Which sets the stage for D33p Blu3 S3a 3.

 

Then you get sexy with the Roman Numerals

 

DEEP BIVE SEA

DEEP BLVE SEA

 

The advantage of that is you don't even need to change the title card other than maybe changing the colours of the roman numerals.

 

Worked alright for Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, which was the exact same intro as the previous film, just with "Annihilation" tacked on.

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Deep blue sea 3: balls deep.

 

Sorry thats the x Rated verison.

 

No luck so far finding june at safeway but I did run into this guy at the baby food section of the store.

 

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Deep blue sea 3: balls deep.

 

Sorry thats the x Rated verison.

 

Not to be confused with the porno parody, "Deep Screw Sea"

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Just so's you know, this is on Sky Movies 2.00pm Sunday for all the saddos like me without Netflix

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I know it's unfair to complain about a free podcast, and I know that June has been off working and/or doing promotional stuff for Unfinished Business, but the June-less episodes are missing a certain je ne sais quoi. Zouks' continued calling anyone who floated an insane theory about the movie "June" helped, and I still laughed, but still.

 

Also, if she's not at the New York shows, you may hear audible weeping from me.

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When Stellar Skateboard's character is airlifted out and the helicopter crashes, why isn’t a second rescue team sent out? I imagine the hospital or airport they are working for would wonder what happened to their rescue team. Was there no concern that they lost contact with their people? Where’s the rescue team for the rescue team?

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Not to be confused with the porno parody, "Deep Screw Sea"

 

nope your wrong, it's Deep Sea Ass Drilling

wish I was making that up.

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nope your wrong, it's Deep Sea Ass Drilling

wish I was making that up.

 

Wasn't expecting that, spat my drink all over the keyboard.

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I may not have been the first to think this, but maybe Preacher should somehow be involved in Nundercover. Maybe in the mythology/backstory of the (upcoming) series.

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I'd like to mention that Rise of the Planet of the Apes is essentially the same premise. Alzheimer drugs make animals too smart, animals get real mean, and I actually do consider James Franco a modern day Saffron Burrows. Also, I REALLY would like to see John Lithgow and James Franco raising an adorable baby shark in their attic.

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First off, I'm convinced that Deep Blue Sea and Anaconda are the same movie.

 

Second, nobody mentioned LL Cool J and the alleged scientists' insane misunderstanding of Einstein's theory of general relativity.

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A little off topic, but...how are we not all freaking out that Paul announced that they'll be doing Face/Off? We finally wore Zouks down!

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A little off topic, but...how are we not all freaking out that Paul announced that they'll be doing Face/Off? We finally wore Zouks down!

 

And Con Air, another couple of good episodes.

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While the lack of actual June was a let down, they could not have picked a better All-Star than PFT. He was, as always, hilarious and perfect. Evan Goldberg was a good guest, too. I liked having 1 person genuinely defending the movie. This may end up being one of my favorite episodes, even though it gets a C- at best for host attendance.

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Omitted: I wish they had talked about the line “I’m not that kind of doctor.” I think it was said after they are letting Stellar Skateboard bleed out without a tourniquet, or any attempt to stop his bleeding.

 

Also, I think Tom Janes outfit was a nod to Burt Reynolds in Deliverance. Both the characters dress the same, are surrounded by water, and fight things that are genetically mutated.

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Omitted: I wish they had talked about the line “I’m not that kind of doctor.” I think it was said after they are letting Stellar Skateboard bleed out without a tourniquet, or any attempt to stop his bleeding.

 

 

Not to mention that apparently about 90% of Thomas Jane's dialog had to be water based metaphors. For example:

 

"We're on the water. Whole cat and mouse thing don't float."

 

"Look, I got a workable deal here. I don't make waves."

 

"I'm just a fish keeper, lady."

 

"Someone on the water who wouldn't make waves."

 

Look, we get it, you work in the water! Let it go, man!

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I believe it's actually "my HAT is like a shark's fin," which is somehow even worse.

 

Here I was thinking that he was singing "my hand is like a shark fin" - hat is better. Hat is so much better.

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I know it's unfair to complain about a free podcast, and I know that June has been off working and/or doing promotional stuff for Unfinished Business, but the June-less episodes are missing a certain je ne sais quoi. Zouks' continued calling anyone who floated an insane theory about the movie "June" helped, and I still laughed, but still.

 

Also, if she's not at the New York shows, you may hear audible weeping from me.

 

I totally agree. June's POV is indispensable for the show in my opinion.

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I think an opportunity was missed to compare LL Cool J's Deepest Bluest with Puff Daddy's seminal classic Come With Me from the previously on HDTGM 1998 hit Godzilla, which is rapped from the POV of Godzilla and of course contains the lyrics 'I wanna fight you, I'll fucking bite you, can't stand nobody like you'.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puGngm04IcE

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