Happy Early Mother's Day, June!

[Cameron H. 23786]

Dear June,

 

Although I frankly doubt you spend your time scouring the Earwolf message boards, and I know this is a couple of days early, but I just wanted to extend a sincere and heartfelt Happy Mother's Day to HDTGM's resident Momma!

 

Thank you for the humor and delightful insights you bring to each episode. Your baby is still young, and probably has not mastered the art of event planning, but I'm sure Paul is helping him make your Day as un-upsetting as possible. I also hope Sunday contains at least one wacky "switcheroo" scenario that--while frustrating at first, and will most certainly lead to many zany hijinks--will ultimately bring you a better understanding of yourself and the people around you.

 

So thank you and have fun!

 

(Below I have attached a picture of a delicious arrangement of chocolates, which I very much hope you enjoy!)

 

Cameron H.

 

 

 

P.S. Don't accept any gifts that are "homemade." That's bullshit and you deserve better. (What is this? A piece of construction paper with my son's handprints? No, thank you!")

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