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Episode 86 — Ross Mathews, Our Close Friend



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#41 Anastasia Vigo

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 08:24 AM

So much shaming taking place in this photo:
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I love cute little Andy so much I just want to smoosh his cheeks! Good job, buddy.

Very good ep overall. The ads were like content and really made me laugh. Ross was a very fun guest...almost like Ross on f.r.i.e.n.d.s. in that one episode where he's a guest at Dandler's mom's house for Thanksgiving and he ends up with no clothes on and his peen in the turkey. Everybody laughed so hard, but then Ross got so deep in there that doctors had to remove the turkey and stuffing bits from his wiener hole and they find accidentally that he has testicular cancer. They found it early...but he still died.

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 08:28 AM

View PostChanson, on 02 June 2015 - 08:21 AM, said:

Bunch of haoles in this forum.

I can say that because I'm Canadian.


Is that the fried cheese thing Australians are always talking about? I assume Wil Anderson represents all of Australia.

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 08:43 AM

I love Sean's rightful look of disgust in this picture. I also appreciate that Andy is trying to cover up his boner, the randy fecker:

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 08:58 AM

This was a really hilarious ep. It might even be funnier that than episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S where the whole gang is hanging out at Erica and Sandra's apartment and Ross is trying to confess his feelings for Sandra but she gets bitten by a snake. She couldn't see the snake because there was a blackout. The elevators don't work because of the power and the doorway to the stairs is blocked, so Ian has to pee on Sandra to counteract the venom or she'll die. Meanwhile, Dandler is trapped in one of those self serve frozen yogurt places with Fashion Spice and he pees on her too, but that one is just for fun, not venom-related.

Erica stubs her toe. Feeby plays her famous song, "Deli Cat". Ian says his famous catchphrase, "Hi! How are you today? It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood!"

No one has seen Niall since he hit that woman with his car.

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 09:07 AM

I've said this before but I could listen indefinitely to Hayes and Sean berating Andy for failing to repress his crushing horniness. That, and Todd Glass deciding if a song is by U2, and Matt Gourley trying to finish a sentence. These three things are endless sources of wonder to this ol' dunderhead. Thanks for reading.

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 09:30 AM

So I moved this weekend much closer to work and now I don't have to drive 2 hours each way. Unfortunately that means I've only listened to about half the episode so far. But its very good

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 09:35 AM

haole is what the mean boys in Kailua called me before they took my Nikes.

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 09:51 AM

shrimp frittata
and no doubt about it

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 10:05 AM

View Postmwn, on 02 June 2015 - 09:07 AM, said:

I've said this before but I could listen indefinitely to Hayes and Sean berating Andy for failing to repress his crushing horniness. That, and Todd Glass deciding if a song is by U2, and Matt Gourley trying to finish a sentence. These three things are endless sources of wonder to this ol' dunderhead. Thanks for reading.


What about Todd Glass as a guest? He would definitely not get it. I think the whole ep would be a hilarious trainwreck

#50 Witty Llama

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 10:16 AM

I'm so glad Sean told us how scary San Andreas is because now I don't have to watch it and get scared myself.

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 10:23 AM

View PostWitty Llama, on 02 June 2015 - 10:16 AM, said:

I'm so glad Sean told us how scary San Andreas is because now I don't have to watch it and get scared myself.


Great first post!
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Posted 02 June 2015 - 10:24 AM

View PostChanson, on 02 June 2015 - 08:21 AM, said:

I can say that because I'm Canadian.


Hey Chanson since you're Canadian do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

#53 Tim Treese #teamtreese

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 10:32 AM

View PostWitty Llama, on 02 June 2015 - 10:16 AM, said:

I'm so glad Sean told us how scary San Andreas is because now I don't have to watch it and get scared myself.


Welcome to #teamtreese. Please put #teamtreese on your Earwolf Forum username.

And watch out for Joe... that guy has a stench that I think is coming from his ears. It kind of smells like rotting bugs.

#54 eLIZamuffins

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 10:50 AM

I haven't listened to this ep yet but I am sure it will be good!
Is cops funny?
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#55 Jacob C

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 10:58 AM

Ross was super delightful, but Andy got the biggest laugh of the episode when he described Ross' podcast as being "Like Dr. Laura but...gay?"

#56 Witty Llama

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 11:08 AM

View PostJoe McGurl, on 02 June 2015 - 10:23 AM, said:


Great first post!

View PostTim Treese #teamtreese, on 02 June 2015 - 10:32 AM, said:


Welcome to #teamtreese. Please put #teamtreese on your Earwolf Forum username.

And watch out for Joe... that guy has a stench that I think is coming from his ears. It kind of smells like rotting bugs.


Thanks, you two. I am so glad that this forum is filled with such nice, funny, smart people.

#57 Dixon

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 11:09 AM

Great ep. Great guest. Great guest's girlfriend. Horny intern. Itchy engineer.

#58 Jacob C

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 11:27 AM

View PostWitty Llama, on 02 June 2015 - 10:16 AM, said:

I'm so glad Sean told us how scary San Andreas is because now I don't have to watch it and get scared myself.

Welcome Witty Llama. And thank you for showing restraint and not just doing another celebrity smash-up name (i.e. Emma Stone Cold Steve Austin) although if you wanted to do a smash-up of YOUR user name may I suggest Kendrick Llamar or Secret Life of Walter Witty?

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 12:02 PM

View PostWitty Llama, on 02 June 2015 - 11:08 AM, said:


Thanks, you two. I am so glad that this forum is filled with such nice, funny, smart people.

And me!

#60 Kevin O'Brien

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Posted 02 June 2015 - 12:03 PM

Uhh Jacob. I dont think your wife would like how youre getting so fucking horny around this girl.


Great episode!!! Andy was the fuckin best!!! More andy!!