Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through these things called Charts. Specifically, the iTunes Singles Chart, the Movie Chart, and Chart Goose. Paul F. Tompkins, one of the greats of living, lends his talents to a discussion of Adele's awesomeness, the flawed logic of Gwen Stefani's clothing line, and the evolution of The Black Eyed Peas. And yes, dear chartists, he DOES remix the beloved chart intros. Paul F. Tompkins, charts, what more could one want?