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Episode 9 — Fast Five


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#1 Earwolf Admin

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 02:27 PM

Fast Five might be a critical success, a million dollar blockbuster, and an "event in cinema" (Vin's words, not ours) but that doesn't make it immune to criticism. Paul, June, Jason, and Adam Scott discuss the inexplicably magical jewelry, unnecessary characters, and chronological confusion that lay beneath an otherwise incredible action flick. If you haven't seen Fast Five yet, stay until the very end for a surprise celebrity cameo (no, not Perd Hapley). Join us on Facebook while you wait for our next movie announcement.

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Posted 17 June 2011 - 06:16 PM

Are you retarded? Two VW Jettas tow the vault? A Jetta looks nothing like that, is FRONT WHEEL DRIVE and therefore couldn't SMOKE THE REAR TIRES! Those are nw Chargers. Highly modified Chargers. Easily over 500 foot pounds of torque a piece. I still don't know that they could tow the vault, but jesus christ a Jetta isn't even plausible. Not to mention, who the fuck would put a Jetta in a movie that is basically car porn?

/rant over



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Posted 07 November 2011 - 04:58 PM

"Not to mention, who the fuck would put a Jetta in a movie that is basically car porn?"

Hey Chris! From the original Fast and the Furious

http://img299.images...genjettadd6.jpg

/just sayin'



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Posted 09 April 2012 - 11:24 AM

Who's driving the third car? In the opening sequence when they flip the bus there are 3 cars. Paul Walker driving lead, Brewster driving a Honda - and a third car that apparently has no driver and just stays behind the bus. Then, the only 3 people wanted for the crime are Diesel, Walker, and Brewster. No mention of a third car. Was it just someone that happended to be on the highway? Why was the third car even there? Amazing.

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 08:08 AM

This movie should have been called "Diesel's Eleven"

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 09:36 PM

I think the Fast & Furious movies are the male equivalent of the Twilight series.

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 07:11 AM

View Postallpjay, on 09 April 2012 - 11:24 AM, said:

Who's driving the third car? In the opening sequence when they flip the bus there are 3 cars. Paul Walker driving lead, Brewster driving a Honda - and a third car that apparently has no driver and just stays behind the bus. Then, the only 3 people wanted for the crime are Diesel, Walker, and Brewster. No mention of a third car. Was it just someone that happended to be on the highway? Why was the third car even there? Amazing.




In the final scene from the 4th F&F film we see that Tego Calderon and Don Omar drive the third car... They have cameos at the begining and end of "Fast and Furious"