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My goal is to write a phrase that will only be funny if said by Scott.

"Put down your bag of dicks, it's time for Comedy Bang Bang!"
"Kung-Fu Panda 2 in theaters now. It's time for..."
"Mom, please send money. It's time for..."
"Objects in the mirror may be closer than they appear. Or vengeful spirits from the great beyond. It's time for..."
"Stop eating that sandwich fatty, it's time for..."

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"Take that plastic bag off your head, it's Comedy Bang Bang to the rescue!"

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Hey there, gummy bear.
Konnichiwa, corn bread.
Greetings, green bean.

Hide your pants, the mustards are coming.

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Burn your muumuus!, ...
8 inches soft!, ...
Crab cakes activate!, ...
Polish Pol Pot!, ...
Dickless Jack Nichlaus!, ...
What's hot up dog?, ...

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Here's my go at it.

I know exactly who farted!
Unicorns aren't that gay.
Paste Pot Pete is the Juggernaut of sticky villainy.
I've got dirty undies for sale.

"Crab cakes activate!" Is my favorite so far.

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