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EPISODE 133 — Alison Rich, Our Close Friend


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#41 Henry

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 10:22 AM

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It's not "Smo King". Get your famous movie quotes straight. Other than that, great job @ Alison!

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 10:43 AM

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 10:50 AM

A few new posters joined after the CBB episode it seems, I'm sure you've heard about the forum's now classic hazing process.
Gonna roast everyone that's posted so far. Ruthless. Start the clock.

Agata. Hey, oh "staff"? What are you a shepherd? What's with the staff?
Houston. Well I guess I'll do the problem thing here.
Norm. What's that even short for??
Jon Onyx. Okay I'm running out of steam I feel. Insanely early.
Joe Lerini. Ah dude what ummm Joe that's a standard name ah fuck
orangetobbogan. Ah okay, shit. Ahhh orange is not my favourite colour. Not even top 3.
Gollstone. It hurts to piss, fuck
Lexfor. Lex... luthfor. Villain. Bad guy
Number 1 Cheeba Hawk. What happened the other cheeba hawks. Ah fuck they could be dead. I hope you weren't close, shit
JBell. Damn extremely straightforward name.

Damn
damn I'm so tired

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 10:52 AM

Do me, coward.

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 11:06 AM

View Posthonlads, on 10 May 2016 - 10:50 AM, said:


Lexfor. Lex... luthfor. Villain. Bad guy



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Posted 10 May 2016 - 11:25 AM

View Posthonlads, on 10 May 2016 - 10:50 AM, said:


Gollstone. It hurts to piss, fuck


It sure does! Could you do a quick physical exam honlads?
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Posted 10 May 2016 - 11:29 AM

View PostDixon, on 10 May 2016 - 10:52 AM, said:

Do me, coward.


Turn that pencil upside down and erase ur posts

Okay even in my tired state I can still deliver a great roast. A testament to the power of the human mind.
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Posted 10 May 2016 - 12:26 PM

I just wrote another joke that was inspired by a relatively irrelevant moment in this episode. It's in the style of Popsicle stick riddles/Laffy Taffy

Q: Why did Indiana Jones go to church?

A: Because it was Indy Penance day

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 12:46 PM

View Postskizelo, on 10 May 2016 - 12:54 AM, said:

Great ep. Alison was a lot of fun and just got the boys insantly. In the pre-guest seggy though, Sean gobbed Haye's foot and pealed his scalp back but Hayes... just asked Sean a few qs... how about some reciprocity.

the way she gelled was impressive and instantly made me like her, but it was the way she straight up baggled hayes that won my room over.
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Posted 10 May 2016 - 01:14 PM

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 01:20 PM

How bout that zika virus. Good thing nobody had it

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 03:08 PM

Really disappointed there was no mention of a prostate check. This is very important for men's health.
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Posted 10 May 2016 - 03:20 PM

I used to pull the same trick that Sean's pee machine does because I loved the taste of grape Dimetapp so much. Now that I'm a grown up I can have all I want and my parents can't tell me I already had enough

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 03:20 PM

View PosteLIZamuffins, on 10 May 2016 - 03:08 PM, said:

Really disappointed there was no mention of a prostate check. This is very important for men's health.

Hayes is only 19 so he's too young for those, and I don't think it's ever been confirmed as to whether or not Sean has an age.

Anyways everybody should check out Party Over Here. It's the only show on tv to have the guts to take that Raccoon washing cotton candy viral video, replace the raccoon with a girl, and then change nothing else! I don't know how they come up with that stuff and honestly I'm a little too afraid to find out.

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 03:56 PM

View PostMister Sogyny, on 10 May 2016 - 05:17 AM, said:

"Spiders is bugs

and insects is bugs too

Ticks is spiders in a way

cause of how much legs"

-The Dread Pirate Sean (2016)


I laughed SO HARD at that explanation.



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Posted 10 May 2016 - 05:14 PM

Wow, a veritable plethora of cornucopias! Damn Alison had that "animals in comedy" line locked and loaded. that was smooth. Maybe there is still hope (...or some shit) and I WISH it was 92 cuz I have a honda accord and chevy caprice wagon from 92 so i would have 2 new cars. duh. Ep-wise tho perhaps everyone was just a bit too smart, present and eager to listen. but yeah, wow

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 06:34 PM

View Posthonlads, on 10 May 2016 - 11:29 AM, said:

Turn that pencil upside down and erase ur posts

lol
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Posted 10 May 2016 - 06:38 PM

Oh shit, you all got roasted so hard. Fuck.

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 07:21 PM

Funny how life has a way of showing you what your priorities really are. I thought what I really wanted for my birthday was to get the pro version. But then when S&H started doing their physicals, I got so nervous one of them would have Zika or club foot or something.

Get to the end of the show and I realize I got the thing I really wanted deep down all along: assurance that Sean & Hayes are both safe, healthy and ready to continue making Hollywood gold for many more decades

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 07:28 PM

Yeah right, you ever hear of a birthday called "December 25th"? It may have killed more people than all wars combined, but it also made people get a lot of presents.