You kids better be good and pray to Pure Guava, or the Shampoodler wont come on April Fools Rebel Day and give you that Voblex you've been wishing for

[Bernard_Shakey 3484]

You kids better be good and pray to Pure Guava, or the Shampoodler won't come on April Fools Rebel Day and give you that Voblex you've been wishing for!

[KrangkaDelic 458]

De Wana Wanga

[Pure Guava 325]

All prayers are answered in the order they were prayered.

 

But if you act now for only $4.99/month you can join the Gold Prayer Club, 5 prayers of your choice will be moved to the priority prayer line, the only way to guarantee a prayer reaching PG's heavenly ears.

[Bernard_Shakey 3484]

Will you be a vessel?

[Pure Guava 325]

Will you be a vessel?

 

Money talks, bullshit walks because if it were reversed we'd need leashes on our wallets and a bullshit to English translator, who's going to pay for that?

 

So yes, I need paid for vesseldom because I am dying to find out what those steaming patties have to say to the world