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Episode 141 - Karen Kilgariff, Our Close Friend

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Hehehe, of course Andy liked this one. I bet his twisted mind also turned this cute shot of two friends hanging out into some kind of weird porno thing.

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Hehehe, of course Andy liked this one. I bet his twisted mind also turned this cute shot of two friends hanging out into some kind of weird porno thing.

I agree. As if there's something weird about the presence of a lotion pump in a bro hang.

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Don't think Karen should make fun of the table at the Earwolf studios considering they literally don't have a table at Feral and have to sit on stools

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Also, The ©Andy Griffith Show - The Andy Griffith Show

 

And ©Andy lives in a pit - Parks and Recreation

 

as well as ©Andy Samberg - The Lonely Island

 

Right Spunky.....right?...Spunky?...Isn't this right?

 

Spunky, Same problem:

 

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What about "©Aaaaaaaandy!" - Pee Wee Herman in Pee Wee's Big Adventure ?

 

oof. ok, how can i explain, in a way you'll understand, why mine are good and yours are so very very bad. Maybe I can illustrate it for you.

 

Good: "©Andy, ©Andy, ©Andy, I can't let you go." - Iggy Pop

 

Bad: "It seems to me you lived your life like a ©Andy in the wind -- never knowing who to cling to when the rain set in," -Elton John

 

Good: If Andy worked at a theme park, i bet they would name it ©Andyland in his honor.

 

Bad: Remember that time when ®Andy Johnson destroyed that bird with a fastball?

 

Do you see now? I know your hearts are in the right place, but maybe you should run these past me BEFORE you post them in a public forum. I don't like for you to embarrass yourselves, and frankly, since it is well known that we are good friends, your terrible posts reflect poorly on me, and by extension, Sean and Hayes who are MY good friends.

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©Andy Warhol looks a scream, hang him on the wall

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Psycho©Andy!

 

did I do it right Spunky?

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yes that's good. VERY good. I may have one or two spots opening up among my close friends soon, i will definitely keep you in mind.

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"Sugar...aw, honey honey...you are my ©Andy girl! And you got me wantin' you!"

 

If it's good enough for Archie, Jughead, and the rest of the Riverdale gang, it's good enough for me.

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@Spunky Foonerism, how about this?

 

I have four different cans of food in front of me, labeled alphabetically. I don't know what's in any of them, but I think I'm gonna sample ©Andy

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<PM to Spunky Foonerism

 

Get busy livin' or get busy dying.

 

-@Andy dufresne

 

/PM>

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When it's time to party, we will always party hard.

 

-©Andrew WK

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The word panty was bandied about A LOT at the beginning of the show. The word doesn't bother me, but I know it bothers many people.

 

 

MyFriendsFeet.com was actually featured in the buzzed-about documentary Tickled. It was the good tickling fetish website as opposed to the bad exploitative tickling fetish website that is the focus of the documentary. Obviously--OBVIOUSLY--there're much much worse things that can be done to the human body, and also people have their kinks, and I don't want to kink-shame people. But man, the thought of being tickled... :wacko:/> Poor Hayes! He does not look like he's into it at all. Scott on the other hand.

 

what are you? Some kinda no horseman?

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great, just GREAT ep. Wow! I really liked it. I laughed, and I...laughed. really, quite honestly, very good. Sean and Hayes: Thank You. For the great episode podcast. Wowwwww it was soooo goood! I loved it. Ha ha ha, I mean - I am laughing just thinking about it now, after I've already heard it. Two thumbs up from yours truly, and, thank you.

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there are some problematic words that simply aren't in my vocab: p*nties, p*ssy, fem*le, and so on. if you're okay with these words, well, God Bless You.

 

Amen.

 

- beeface

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I don't know if anyone noticed this about the Howl ad read, but if you listen really closely, you can actually hear Hayes blinking "torture" in Morse Code throughout the whole ad. Pretty clever and brave if you ask me.

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its wild to think about the crazy stuff andy has gotten up to lately and then remember he is the son of famous celebrity Rob reiner. if my kids were out there going to 7 11s i'd be PISSED

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My comment on the first page was a reference to the movie interstellar. There is a hidden message at the end of my post on the second page. I did not post on the third page. There is no hidden message in this post.

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please stop diluting my brand

"Please stop diluting my brand" -AndyKineis (An associate professional of interning, for Gollstone Incorporated).

 

Please cease and desist from using any AndyKineis ©.

 

Owned by: Gollstone Incorporated

 

Thanks

 

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My comment on the first page was a reference to the movie interstellar. There is a hidden message at the end of my post on the second page. I did not post on the third page. There is no hidden message in this post.

 

Jeff can you offer any insight as to what your next post will be about?

 

There's been a lot of chatter speculating it may reference this most current post or it may be a whole new topic. Some even believe you may reveal a hidden message was indeed present in the post. Care to comment?

 

Jeffrey? Do you have any comment? Hello, Jeff?

 

Jeffrey teetered back from the podium that had been placed at the corner of his block, clicked back to his homepage, put his phone in his pocket and turned toward the sidewalk. He shuffled along in a bit of a fog. It may have been the lack of sleep. Or the cough syrup. Perhaps the Ambien. There was no way to be sure. Maybe it was the knowledge that he had a leak in his most trusted inner circle. How the hell did souprman know about the hidden message. There was no way to be sure. He crossed the street and started walking down one of those city block long construction tunnels. Halfway down he heard a noise behind him. He turned and looked but the noise stopped. This happened again and then again, each time the noise sounding closer and closer. The sound was odd but had a distinct pattern, like the pop of a suction cup followed by a dragging sound. Jeffrey ran out of the tunnel and into the street nearly getting hit by a cab that was driving here(!). He crossed the street and ran into the dark entryway of one of the small shops. The sound started up again: pop! draaaaag pop! draaaaag. Jeffrey steeled himself as a shadow encroached on his refuge. Then the sound suddenly stopped.

 

"Hey Jeff, just wondering if I could get that quote real quick" a voice said from the darkness.

 

Jeff leaned forward and his eyes adjusted, "Soup?! What the hell man?!" He looked down and saw that souprman was carrying a plunger in one hand and a 2x4 in the other. "Why do you have those?!"

 

Soup looked down seeming genuinely surprised he was holding anything. "Oh..... y'know I can't even remember why I have these. Anyway, Jeff, stop trying to evade the question. Please the people want to know! C'mon Jeff GIVE US SOMETHING!!"

 

"I DON'T KNOWWW!!" MikeBonetti bolted upright in his bed screaming. He wiped the beads of sweat from his brow with the Boston Baked Beans towel he'd had since he was old enough to say Red Sox and ask people he didn't know how their mother was doing. These goddamned dreams, these fucking crazy goddamned dreams. He thought maybe relocating would stop these crazy forum dreams but in fact they seemed to be getting worse. He theorized maybe it was being in closer proximity to the boys and earwolf. Maybe just being in Los Angeles in general. There was no way to be sure. Maybe the dreams were some kind of hidden message like the ones you would interpret from cryptic dreams. Or like some kind of code you need a cipher to break. Or like dreams. There was no way to be sure. No way to be sure at all.

 

>to be continued? idk...

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gollstone seems like a very powerful and ambitious man

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gollstone seems like a very powerful and ambitious man

That's my middle name! how did you guess! "Gollstone Ambitious Incorporated".

 

That's how I came up with my businesses name. "Gollstone Incorporated".

 

 

 

Edit: Also now hiring for all positions! (Even Andy's spot, he keeps losing things)

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is it just me or does Hayes look like a real psycho in this photo? Hmm.... I'm a little concerned. Do we know which of Hollywood's brave actors is going to portray the Joker next? Is it possible that Hayes is dipping his toe in the ol' acting pool again? Because that's one of the only explanations I can think of for this truly sociopathic look he has here.

 

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is it just me

 

It's just you.

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