Comic book movies are huge right now! But unlike past summers with The Dark Knight, Kick-Ass, and Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, we're stuck with Green Lantern and its whopping 27% on Rotten Tomatoes. Who knows why it's such a failure, but I'm sure the dumb poem isn't helping. Leave your better poems here on Earwolf and on Facebook.
Episode 13.5 - Minisode 14
Posted 05 July 2011 - 04:02 PM
With this pen my fate is sealed,
I have entered into a talent deal.
It could be Steven Spielberg or Justin Lin,
Who gives a fuck I'll just phone it in.
According to my agent my career has just been pwned
And it won't be long until I'm in a show on OWN!
Posted 05 July 2011 - 07:59 PM
I find myself going to see movies I really really didn't want to see because of this podcast. It is a lot more fun to have JUST watched the movie and then listen to these so you can relate. This is definitely one movie I was avoiding at all costs but I know that the crazy CG in it will make for a good episode.
Posted 08 July 2011 - 09:28 AM
Canada's given us so many singers and actors
From Neil Young, both Sutherlands, and of course William Shatner
But "Green Lantern" brings shame upon Canada now
While Ryan Reynolds chugs milk from this lame-summer-cash-cow
Why couldn't he just keep playing the lovable Van Wilder frat bro?
Ryan Reynolds, your ex-fiance Alanis said it best: You oughtta know.