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Episode 34 - Velveteen Carter was in the Horse Pillow (w/ Carl Tart)


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#1 Dalton Maltz

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Posted 17 November 2016 - 12:45 AM

Mark and Pete welcome one of the few black female Trump supporters, Velveteen Carter (Carl Tart), to Hard Nation. Velveteen defends her “No Lunks” policy and explains how she knows Hillary Clinton killed Michael Jackson, before the whole gang gets drunk on Svedka Mango Pineapple Jalapeño vodka. Ka-chunk!
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Posted 17 November 2016 - 09:18 AM

"A clown car of soyces" might be the greatest line of the series. It needs a T-shirt.

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Posted 17 November 2016 - 10:20 AM

"It's not a latte, it's A LATE. Liberals always trying to make things French". Snort laugh.

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Posted 19 November 2016 - 10:29 AM

I'm officially a dead person they did the turtle thing from master of disguise hahaha jesus fucking christ A+

"they ate the man who was inside" perfect