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Episode 16.5 — Minisode 17


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#1 Earwolf Admin

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 11:02 PM

Man, remember last year when everyone was talking about the new hot movie Skyline? You don't? Yeah, neither do we. But everyone who saw it tells us it is a perfect candidate for the show so join us next week to hear what we think of it. Send in your slogan suggestions here on Earwolf and on our Facebook page!



#2 Michael1326657694

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 04:32 AM

yes yes yes!!! its about time!!!



#3 Jimmy Willis

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 05:22 AM

"Don't Look Closely (You might see the fishing line holding up the model UFOs)"



#4 snarla

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 05:56 AM

"Don't EVER Visit Donald Faison"



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Posted 16 August 2011 - 05:57 AM

"Don't look."



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Posted 16 August 2011 - 06:12 AM

"you think you farted when you shitted"



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Posted 16 August 2011 - 07:00 AM

"Don't look now because you'll lose all faith in humanity because this piece of shit didn't go straight to dvd and grossed 74 million world wide."



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Posted 16 August 2011 - 07:34 AM

"Critics hail Skyline as the next movie."



#9 Craig Golden

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 08:09 AM

"Don't Look Up......At The Screen........For The Next 94 Minutes."



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Posted 16 August 2011 - 09:07 AM

"Don't justify this movie by it's budget: it still looks like shit"



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Posted 16 August 2011 - 09:26 AM

From the makers of battlefield earth and Deep Anus 9



#12 Brandon Kirkman

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 09:27 AM

"The movie where the aliens get a little rape'y"



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Posted 16 August 2011 - 10:54 AM

"Don't throw up"



#14 Greg K.

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 11:00 AM

"Don't Bother or: How I Learned to Stop Watching and Hit Eject"



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Posted 16 August 2011 - 11:15 AM

"Don't look at the movie that's about to appear on the screen; you will die...of painful, painful boredom"



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Posted 16 August 2011 - 11:26 AM

If I was Donald Faison, I would kick my agent in the balls for showing me this script in the first place. On a side note, why did HE take this movie!? The man has given us Clueless and Scrubs. He's good. So why do this? I could understand Douchey McSoulPatch being in the movie (that MTV VJ gig was awhile ago) but not Donald.

Do what you want Douchey, but leave Donald alone!



#17 Carl Schoenleber

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 11:26 AM

"Not Looking Up Never Looked So Good"



#18 Julia Hays

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 11:42 AM

Tagline: One way or another, Skyline will make you lose your head.



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Posted 16 August 2011 - 11:55 AM

"Skyline, the year's best Britney Daniel's snuff film."



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Posted 16 August 2011 - 12:12 PM

From the assholes that brought you Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem and some other shitty stuff you've never seen, comes this year's movie to not watch. Seriously, just watch District 9 again.

Please.