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Episode 16.5 — Minisode 17

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"Don't look up the reviews"
"Don't walk out.... please"
"It's like that movie with Will Smith, only with Eric Balfour instead"

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"SKYLINE - who doesn't want to see Scottie Thompson get raped by a giant rubber squid?"

"Look into the light ... it's better than watching the movie."

"Look up at your iPhone instead of ... SKYLINE!"

"SKYLINE - using even more blue symbolism than I KNOW WHO KILLED ME."

"SKYLINE - the ending makes about as much sense as Eric Balfour's tattoos."

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Skyline: The thrilling first installment of the Alien Condo Wars trilogy.

Skyline: Lower the blinds. Raise the roof.

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SKYLINE: Your least favorite actors from all of your favorite properties.
SKYLINE: Because other alien movies were too exciting.
SKYLINE: We killed Donald Faison.

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  • "Do you like bright blue lights? Boy howdy, do we ever have a movie for you!"
  • "Don't worry, it's supposed to be confusing and vague!"
  • "Close your eyes and tie yourself to a rock or a giant labia shaped tentacle monsters from outer space will melt your face off."
  • "What's scarier than a tanning bed? A hungry sentient tanning bed from outer space!"
  • "Don't you hate it when actors have good chemistry? So do we! And we made a movie!"

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"Run, don't walk to see this movie" - Satan

It's as if Independence Day was ganged raped by Cloverfield and Matrix: Revolutions. Horrible!

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Skyline - You're cool with snoring going on during the movie, right?
Skyline - Because a movie about aliens killing teenagers shouldn't be anywhere close to a hard R.
Skyline - If you like this next year you're going to FUCKING LOVE Fright Night!
Skyline - Self financed!
Skyline - You know what? You should probably just light twelve bucks on fire instead.
Skyline - Oh, no thanks. I think instead I'll have that eye removal surgery the kids are always talking about.
Skyline - You'll sit through the credits! Excuse me, sleep through the credits.

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Don't look at your watch. It's only been three minutes since the last time you checked.
Don't operate heavy machinery while watching this movie.

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"Try not to throw up"

"If Skyline was your child, you might have killed it by now"

"A movie about the power of loud noises"

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Skyline: What do you get when you cast a poor man's Adrien Brody alongside a poor man's Will Smith? Aaaannnd...you already don't care
Skyline: When the aliens come, the D-Bags will die first
Skyline: We're really hoping you'll confuse this with almost any other aliens-attack movie
Skyline: It's get-high time...trust us
Skyline: JJ Abrams had an idea like this once...and then he thought 'But why?'
Skyline: The project that finally killed Donald Faison's film 'career' (You're welcome)
Skyline: There's a sequel in the works. We're serious - we're not done fucking this up.

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