Hello munchkins, I'm new around town... kind of

[ScroogeMcFuk 37]

I have been a listener since the good old days of reality show show and rock the cats box commercial. I have been a member on the forum for a couple minutes but I am not an active poster at all. I'd like to start my involvement, so let me tell you a litttle about myself. Duke lacrosse did nothing wrong, I drive an Infiniti g35x that only has slight transmission problems. I own a Rolex that I bought from a dead guys estate. I'm obviously high class and I only drink goldschlagger. My favorite host of Hollywood handbook is Sean. I'm pro handbook east! I'm from Vermont and I DID listen to the Hollywood handbook while I travelled Iceland, so that's one big fuck you to CBB. I've got a beagle and ive never tried alcohol or weed in my life.

 

Can't wait to get in some passionate chats with fellow listeners.

 

P.S. I just won my fantasy football league so I'm feeling pretty friggin good right meow.

 

Love,

 

Jake

[The Shrekronomicon 397]

I just have one question for you...what kind of phone do you have and was Ironman in the commercial for it?

[ScroogeMcFuk 37]

Not sure about the commercial and I don't have a phone. Phones are for when you go to fancy restaurants.

[urinalcake 1645]

Jake. I think I saw your fancy silk kite up in that tree.

[CiscoKid 1973]

sounds like you're a big sweetie bro

[ScroogeMcFuk 37]

I keep my kite up there so the bears cant get it, my only issue is the friggin democraps that pray to their false god in the church next door to my tree fort.

[beeface 1804]

hey ScroogeMcFuk, im a big fan of horology. mind sharing a few snaps of the rolly?

[ScroogeMcFuk 37]

Yeah dawg, here is an imgur link to the rolly http://m.imgur.com/Ld3vusw

 

And some more of my collection... http://m.imgur.com/mKZ2CLJ

 

all in all I've got about 12 watcheroonies...

[beeface 1804]

oh nice. the milgauss with the green tint is one of my absolute faves

 

i just own a trusty ol seiko. hope 2 grow my collection tho http://imgur.com/t3mUidX

[ScroogeMcFuk 37]

I've got a couple seikos myself! Some of the most primo watches I've ever owned. Definitely the best bang for your buck.