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Episode 469 - Quiznos What QuizDid


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#1 July Diaz

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Posted 05 February 2017 - 11:02 PM

Author, actor, and humorist John Hodgman of Judge John Hodgman joins Scott to count down the Top 5 Times he has been stripped to the waist, tell us about a sketch idea Quiznos stole from him, and share a special message during Hodgman’s Shine Time. Later, medical practitioner Dr. Green stops by to talk about his new products and confirm that he is not a weed dealer. Plus, businesswoman The Chief arrives in pursuit of the one and only Carmen Sandiego.
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#2 wherestheboof

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Posted 06 February 2017 - 06:22 AM

"Is that a metaphor?"
"How dare you, Scott... it's my ShineTime."

This really tickled me. Tickled me gently and knowingly.

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Posted 06 February 2017 - 06:54 AM

Can't believe the infamous Sean Hoffman is on the pod this week, its not often that you see a famous judge doing comedy podcast

#4 lilgaryunger

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Posted 06 February 2017 - 08:00 AM

It takes them ten minutes to tell single stories, they interrupt each other with jokes so much. Not complaining -- it's a comedy in itself.

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Posted 06 February 2017 - 09:36 AM

First off, great start to Black History Month (lol) and loooooving the ruination of my childhood by imagining Carmen San Diego's supple breasts, round bum and Victoria Secret thong! I'm a work crying and trying not to burst out laughing! Loving this ep!

#6 Royboy

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Posted 06 February 2017 - 09:59 AM

Chief is the best new character of the year thus far. Please come back!

#7 Neato As Fuck

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Posted 06 February 2017 - 11:00 AM

View PostRoyboy, on 06 February 2017 - 09:59 AM, said:

Chief is the best new character of the year thus far. Please come back!


Agree that!

#8 SevenDollarsWorthOfHoobastank

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Posted 06 February 2017 - 12:02 PM

I absolutely love the way Chief says "Gumshoe". And when she said "Put my.....ample lips on her....golden thighs" I lost it.

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Posted 06 February 2017 - 12:25 PM

Only listened to the first segment so far but John Hodgeman is so funny

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Posted 06 February 2017 - 01:21 PM

Bring back Chief!

#11 HunterJE

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Posted 06 February 2017 - 03:48 PM

Typo in the episode description, it refers to the Judge Sean Hoffman podcast as "Judge John Hodgman" for some reason...

#12 angryrose

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Posted 06 February 2017 - 04:32 PM

Who was hoping that Rockapella would have chimed in every few minutes with a shooobabdoobie splat? I almost drove off the road on my commute home laughing my ass off because I instantly knew who the Cheif was and Scott seemed so confused to who it was. 90s references!!

#13 Kickpuncher

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Posted 06 February 2017 - 05:18 PM

The Chief segment was incredible.

Didn't Hodgman tell that same story on the Pod F. Tompkast (RIPossible)?

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Posted 06 February 2017 - 06:49 PM

I don't think I heard the #1 time he stripped to his waist! I guess I'll just have to imagine it. :wub:

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Posted 06 February 2017 - 08:16 PM

If anyone didn't get the reference for Chief its from the old kid's gameshow
https://www.youtube....Z5PIuVZqg#t=31s

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Posted 07 February 2017 - 04:18 AM

From now on im gonna start using "gumshoe" as my main derogatory term when dirty talkin. Great ep~

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Posted 07 February 2017 - 04:25 AM

Now I'm curious how this is connected to Chief Queef, Scott's character from the Rizzoli & Isles movie on #159 Apicklelypse.
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Posted 07 February 2017 - 06:08 AM

View PostDan Engler, on 07 February 2017 - 04:25 AM, said:

Now I'm curious how this is connected to Chief Queef, Scott's character from the Rizzoli & Isles movie on #159 Apicklelypse.


You could hear how delighted Zeke was by the possibility of it being Bone Queef. I think Scott was needling that point too.
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#19 StanSitwell

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Posted 07 February 2017 - 07:05 AM

That was an amazing ep, definitely on my short list for 2017 so far.

Chief was killing me, 'what is a swingbat!?'

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Posted 07 February 2017 - 09:25 PM

I agree with everyone else...Chief was incredible!