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Episode 473 - Tight Tort


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#1 July Diaz

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Posted 26 February 2017 - 11:13 PM

Ben Schwartz aka the Elegant Mr. S and Thomas Middleditch aka star of Silicon Valley join Scott this week to make up a rap that is surely to become a number one hit! They also play To Tell The Truth as we figure out which one of them has a criminal record and give us a little taste of their audiobook work. Later, entrepreneur/ Alan Buchanan stops by to tell us the many jams, jellies and preserves he’s selling as well as his unusual wet crotch syndrome. Plus, aspiring superhero Markis Quiddlebit arrives to talk about being unsuccessful in his attempts to become a superhero.
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Posted 26 February 2017 - 11:23 PM

Woo boy this is a hot potato

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 04:41 AM

First time long time! There is never a time when I do not laugh out loud at Scotty doing weird voices while pretending to be on the phone.

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 05:09 AM

MCBBGA

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 05:43 AM

Such a perfect combination

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 05:59 AM

Dirty skin and hair water drink?




sounds delicious

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 06:04 AM

this ep is making me question my heterosexuality

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 06:16 AM

Good ep

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 06:30 AM

Young Pope, time to get old!

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 06:53 AM

4 minutes in and I know this is a Best Of.
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#11 Gerard Smith

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 06:56 AM

Small note for Midroll. Maybe don't sign deals with company's selling magic age reversing potions?

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 09:56 AM

Did Tim Calhoun make it into the studio today?

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 09:59 AM

View Postmaple stirrup, on 27 February 2017 - 04:41 AM, said:

First time long time! There is never a time when I do not laugh out loud at Scotty doing weird voices while pretending to be on the phone.


I'll never forget the Malongk phone call in lesbian heaven with Mrs. Claus

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 10:13 AM

I haven't listened to this yet, but I am so excited about it. Two of my all-time favorite guests. I love every episode Benny Schwaz and Tommy Middle D have ever been on.

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 11:58 AM

I decided to build Alan Buchanan a website for Buchanan's Jams.

http://alansjammery.com/

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 01:11 PM

Alan Buchanan sounded like a Will Forte character.

Also is this the first time Benny Schwa did a character?
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Posted 27 February 2017 - 01:38 PM

View Postreclifton, on 27 February 2017 - 11:58 AM, said:

I decided to build Alan Buchanan a website for Buchanan's Jams.

http://alansjammery.com/


haha awesome!

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 03:41 PM

View PostRoyboy, on 27 February 2017 - 09:56 AM, said:

Did Tim Calhoun make it into the studio today?


So glad I wasn't the only one who was imagining that person doing the voice.

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 04:09 PM

Everyone make sure to donate to the Wet Crotch Syndrome Foundation.

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 04:13 PM

View Postmaple stirrup, on 27 February 2017 - 04:41 AM, said:

First time long time! There is never a time when I do not laugh out loud at Scotty doing weird voices while pretending to be on the phone.


As long as they had the phone out, I'm surprised they didn't place a call to China.