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FANS! We need your help! What Are Your Favorite Lines From Earwolf Shows?

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Hello Everyone!

 

We are working on a super duper top secret project and we wanted to ask the fans for help!

 

So can you please tell us what some of your favorite lines, catchphrases, jokes, etc. are from Earwolf? As many shows as you can! As far back into Earwolf history as you can! We want to get a really good range of funny goodness going here. No need to find the episode or timestamp or anything complicated, just the text is all we need for now.

 

Thanks in advance for your help and happy listening!

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Early CDR Radio contenders:

 

•Tear basin

•"How much money do you make?"

•"Black Friday!" (ad infinitum)

•5, 4, 3, Nose, 1!

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Leave him alone!

 

Can I jerk it to my greatest sadness?

 

Squarespace: Go put it in your butt

 

I've said I've said it before and I'll say it again before and I'll say I've said it before and I'll say it again again.

 

We're like a guy who swallowed a hammer. We're too late!

 

June?.... What did you think happened?

 

Is it Morch already?

 

I'd like some information on how to join ISIS.

 

Sriracha! Condoms full of sriracha!

 

I just came in here to jump out this window and kill myself.

 

K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B.

 

And, of course, big ups to people of all different stars and stripes.

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It's so tough unless it's a catchphrase, all the good ones are a joke/ minute, so saying one is ignoring all the rest.

 

CBB: My Wife?

 

Affirmation: You'll know when I'm taking the piss cause it'll be slow and drippy and I'll be crying.

 

Womp It Up:

-First time I saw you, I thought you were an upside-down umbrella on the ground.

-Hurtful, but accurate.

 

Rafflecast: Koala on my jacket, I see a car I jack it and it's all good, it's all good baby.

 

Ronna & Beverly: Irregardless!

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This...is....a....disaster.

Get up off a that casket, shake it till you feel better.

She sounds like she was down to clown.

Fuck you bro, I watched this fucking movie.

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Hello Everyone!

 

We are working on a super duper top secret project and we wanted to ask the fans for help!

 

So can you please tell us what some of your favorite lines, catchphrases, jokes, etc. are from Earwolf? As many shows as you can! As far back into Earwolf history as you can! We want to get a really good range of funny goodness going here. No need to find the episode or timestamp or anything complicated, just the text is all we need for now.

 

Thanks in advance for your help and happy listening!

 

Not as active, but they have a few on here. https://twitter.com/EarwolfQuotes

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Anything by Wittels, Rest in Power

 

Before compiling this list, please listen to every foam corner. Twice.

 

Now you have my answer. More quotes from various shows are forthcoming, I know there are some good Beverly quotes in my memory bank, and some of Gabrus's micro-aggressions from I4H. There are also some Spontaneanation moments that are so insane and perfect, and if some lines from June and Jason (particularly June) don't make it on the list then there's really no point in doing this at all.

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It doesn't exist!!! -Adam Scott in UTU2TM

 

It's been awhile! - also from UTU2TM

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CBB sung lines:

That's also true

It's been

'Sbeen a-while

People on the streets

 

Other:

Creak, slam, sit

A worthy uh

Tig's good one robot and "Yeah!"

Scott having a Voblex under his bed

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You seen that movie? You seen that movie. You seen that movie what's called Pray-day-der?

 

You seen that movie what's called Pray-day-der. You empty em dreamcatchers. You wash your breath. Clean your teeth. And pray to the lord Jesus your privates close over.

 

You empty em dreamcatchers all full up. Momma can't have a decent dream since your sister went white water rafting.

 

You gotta empty em. Hey you gotta empty em. You gotta empty em. You gotta empty em. Dreamca-. what's called Pray-day-der.

 

(When's mom coming home?) Pray-day-der.

(When's mom coming home?) Pray-day-der.

(When's mom coming home?) Seven.

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More Superego:

 

Let's make the beast with three backs and two sacks.

 

Tits up, America!

 

I'm not saying I'm William Howard Taft fat, but I do alright.

 

Rape before barter, never smarter. Barter before rape... Severus Snape.

 

I'm a woman!

 

There once was a man from Antietam

Who fought desperately for my freedom

He liquored his lips, and shimmied his hips

And said, "My balls look so good I might eat em"

 

I'm one of the biggest Superego fans out there, I've listened to every episode dozens of times, but that's about all I can think of. ;_; There's stuff like "How British am I?" but they don't work out of context. Anyway, High Society Dickshoes! Put a penny in it, fucker!

 

How bout those gams?

Ain't she a looker?

Check out those cans

Might be a hooker

 

Everything's covered in leather and lace

I'd do everything but her face!

 

Oh, butterface, butterface

Every little bit of her butterface

 

Everything's covered in leather and lace

I'd do everything

I'd do everything.

I'd do everything!

I'd do everything but her face!

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Spontaneanation:

"And here's that knife you asked for."

 

"That's not a knife."

 

*Paul nearly dies laughing*

 

Actually, you'd probably need some of the set up for that, especially as then you would have some dialogue from Pussibly. Jessica Chaffin just kills in this episode.

 

CBB (or CDR as it was then):

 

"Can he sing, Jeremy Piven?"

 

"Yes, can you sing Jeremy Piven?"

 

*They then go on to sing Jeremy Piven*

 

Also, Bob Ducca's list of ailments, beginning with "Puff Knuckle". I was walking in the street while listening to that and anyone who saw me might have thought I was having a stroke, trying not to burst out laughing.

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Sorry, I just went back to listen to the Jeremy Piven line and Scott's response is in fact "Yes, sing Jeremy Piven for us please."

 

And earlier in the episode when Andrew Lloyd Webber is talking about how well written the female characters in The Hangover are, lists them as "The monster, and the prostitute. Have I missed any out?" In both cases, Zachary Galafinackery just losing his shit in reaction.

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2 that come to mind are "What's your fuck style" and Cake Boss repeating his name.

 

Also Scott adopting hard alt-right slogans. I have personally had the joy of deadpanning "Trump That Bitch" into conversation.

 

I work under two people named "Adam and Steve" and have to remind myself it for sure isn't a good idea to bring that particular CBB reference into the workplace.

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"that's the pitch" -George/Gil

 

"da night's a puppy" -Gino Lombardo

 

"Gumshoe!!!!" -Chief

 

"..aaaaaand 10 more minutes" -Benny Schwaz

 

"Comedy bang bang into your mouth!!!!!" -Benny Schwaz/Scotty Auks

 

 

"Bebop em doop" -Who Charted gang

"Former regimes" -Howard Kremer

"You and your wonderful husband, Scott alrlrkrrerman" -Howard Kremer

"Hey umm" -Howard Kremer

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