Time for a Glitter in the Garbage road trip! You can meet us in New York City for a performance of Jersey Shoresical and late-night reruns of Dance Moms with Drew, Jeremy, and Danielle. I need to make a quick appearance at my friend's kid's birthday party, so we might have to stop by the mall to pick up her present. Crap, what should we get her? Commercials are so crappy nowadays I wouldn't even know where to start. Oh, and we have to make it back in time for my daughter's dentist appiontment. Fuck it, let's just play some basketball and hang out!