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Episode 280 - Pinchin' Loaves Jesus


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#1 Dalton Maltz

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Posted 02 March 2017 - 04:04 PM

Dan Lippert and Drew Tarver join Matt Besser for this week’s improv4humans! They perform scenes about an impressive Japanese Starbucks, hiring a homeless man for entertainment, and getting matching airplanes for your anniversary. Plus, they jazz up the Olympic Pentathalon for a modern audience, search for the least offensive mascot name, and play “fuck, marry, kill” with the three stages of Jesus.


280 - Dan Lippert, Drew Tarver


(0:55 - 8:05) Question from Listener - “Do you have any good travel stories?” - A tourist to Tokyo can’t get over how beautiful the Starbucks were

(8:11 - 16:59) Twitter Suggestion - “Lizard” - Parent gets a raccoon for their kid so they can work up to a puppy

(17:04 - 23:53) Crap on Youtube - "Dude Gets Caught Trying to Break Into Neighbors House" - Trying to learn about anal sex by practicing with your friend’s wife

(24:40 - 31:54) Twitter Suggestion -”Tom Foolery" - A crazy homeless guy gets hired as party entertainment

(32:00 - 44:22) Man on the Street Interview - “What’s the weirdest gift you ever gave/received to or from a loved one?” - Couples get matching planes for their anniversary

(45:06 - 54:44) What the Fuck Is Going On? - The Olympic pentathlon- Olympic planners jazz up the pentathlon for a modern audience

(54:49 - 1:10:27) What the Fuck Is Going On? - Amherst mascot nominations - Mascot selection committee accidentally lands on offensive mascot names

(1:10:36 - 1:22:52) Crap on Youtube - "Teachers Playing Fuck, Marry, Kill" - Priests play “fuck, marry, kill” with various iterations of Jesus

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Posted 02 March 2017 - 06:30 PM

Really great ep!

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Posted 02 March 2017 - 06:59 PM

"We're just in Dalton's head, I don't wanna be there!"
-Matt Besser

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Posted 02 March 2017 - 11:45 PM

Coming out of posting retirement to say I love this episode (which I thought I would, since I love Tarver and Lippert)

Howl paywall still dumb

#5 ThunderCock69

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Posted 03 March 2017 - 03:24 AM

View PostBlink, on 02 March 2017 - 11:45 PM, said:

Coming out of posting retirement to say I love this episode (which I thought I would, since I love Tarver and Lippert)

Howl paywall still dumb

I4H doesn't have a paywall though

#6 ThunderCock69

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Posted 03 March 2017 - 03:25 AM

Super great ep, always prefer studio to stage ones

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Posted 03 March 2017 - 06:39 AM

I don't think an innocent neighbor would allow himself to be slapped in the face Pootie Tang style fifteen times.

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Posted 07 March 2017 - 02:17 PM

I love that they are like 'why didn't you ask what kind of plane it was?' after she said every single detail about the plane in the answer.