Welcome to Glitter in the Garbage. Is this your first time? How to explain what the show is...hmmm...it's like a blind date! You'll be threatened and assaulted the whole time! Wait, no, that's not it....it's like a pleasure cruise! Everyone is constantly downing Viagra and searching for blinks. That's not much better is it? Okay, it is sort of like a retreat! You'll be constantly criticized and talk a lot about sex. That's actually scarily accurate. You know what, just listen and Drew, Kevin, and Jack will take care of you!