There once was a writer named Bjorn / Who traded his laptop for corn / His wife found out / And started to shout / But by then he had moved to Des Moi

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There once was a writer named Bjorn / Who traded his laptop for corn / His wife found out / And started to shout / But by then he had moved to Des Moines with his girlfriend Donna, started a biofuel startup and made ONE MILLION dollars