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Posted 28 July 2017 - 09:30 AM

View Posttomspanks, on 28 July 2017 - 08:57 AM, said:

So bad good that it becomes legit good.

^^^

However, there are some parts that are legitimately hard to watch but they're few and far between.

But Aaliyah and Stuart Townsend having vampire sex to the Deftones is still one of the greatest pieces of cinema history.
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Posted 28 July 2017 - 09:49 AM

View PostCam Bert, on 28 July 2017 - 08:50 AM, said:

Glad to hear it and glad to have you.

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Posted 28 July 2017 - 09:53 AM

Watching Hard Ticket to Hawaii and there are a LOT more boobs than there were in Chopping Mall. This film takes the locker room mall scene and ramps it up to a topless jacuzzi needless exposition scene. It also has a "government agent" that is so untrained that she throws her nunchucks at a gunman. Later a henchman performs "surveillance" by riding a skateboard on his hands down a hilly two-lane road past the two "heros", it is super bizarre.

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Posted 28 July 2017 - 10:18 AM

View PostTechTheatreProf, on 28 July 2017 - 09:53 AM, said:

Watching Hard Ticket to Hawaii and there are a LOT more boobs than there were in Chopping Mall. This film takes the locker room mall scene and ramps it up to a topless jacuzzi needless exposition scene. It also has a "government agent" that is so untrained that she throws her nunchucks at a gunman. Later a henchman performs "surveillance" by riding a skateboard on his hands down a hilly two-lane road past the two "heros", it is super bizarre.

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Posted 28 July 2017 - 10:19 AM

1. I'm all for bonkers bad movies. I just wish there was something different mixed in with them.
2. Does Paul know that someone is posting on here and acting like him? The nerve...
3. So the director wrote an angry Facebook post at 3:00am. Are we sure it isn't Trump, a lecher posing as a lecherous director? I mean, his normal approach is social media rants in the wee hours...
4. I think Mary Holland should marry Jason and join the cast. Couples show! She's great and it would be awesome having her on more.
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Posted 28 July 2017 - 10:42 AM

When you are too busy playing catch to put down your machine gun.

I will just leave this here.

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Posted 28 July 2017 - 10:56 AM

Opening Night confusion on Netflix...

There is a film called Opening Night on Netflix, about the theater. However, it appears to be about a school putting on A Midsummer Night's Dream and getting help from the Ghost of William Shakespeare. It stars Anthony Rapp and a bunch of people I've never heard of.

I even looked up Topher Grace on the Netflix Box and no "Opening Night" came up...

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Posted 28 July 2017 - 11:02 AM

Blowing up a blow-up doll with a bazooka is complete nonsense, it is like a 12 year-old wrote some of this.

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Posted 28 July 2017 - 11:02 AM

View PostEvRobert, on 28 July 2017 - 10:56 AM, said:

Opening Night confusion on Netflix...

There is a film called Opening Night on Netflix, about the theater. However, it appears to be about a school putting on A Midsummer Night's Dream and getting help from the Ghost of William Shakespeare. It stars Anthony Rapp and a bunch of people I've never heard of.

I even looked up Topher Grace on the Netflix Box and no "Opening Night" came up...


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Tom: Mark, I loved those licks you were doing.
Miami Connection (1988)

Miss Mona: You know, it's always a business doing pleasure with you, Charlie!
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Posted 28 July 2017 - 11:06 AM

View PostEvRobert, on 28 July 2017 - 10:56 AM, said:

Opening Night confusion on Netflix...

There is a film called Opening Night on Netflix, about the theater. However, it appears to be about a school putting on A Midsummer Night's Dream and getting help from the Ghost of William Shakespeare. It stars Anthony Rapp and a bunch of people I've never heard of.

I even looked up Topher Grace on the Netflix Box and no "Opening Night" came up...


It will be available on Netflix on August 1.
https://www.netflix.com/title/80114501

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Posted 28 July 2017 - 11:20 AM

View Posttomspanks, on 28 July 2017 - 11:06 AM, said:


It will be available on Netflix on August 1.
https://www.netflix.com/title/80114501


Then dont tell me it is available now ;) i just wanted to be supportive now i have to remember to watch it on the first. Le sigh

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Posted 28 July 2017 - 11:30 AM

View Posttomspanks, on 28 July 2017 - 11:06 AM, said:



It will be available on Netflix on August 1.
https://www.netflix.com/title/80114501


And Tom's all like:

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Tom: Mark, I loved those licks you were doing.
Miami Connection (1988)

Miss Mona: You know, it's always a business doing pleasure with you, Charlie!
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

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Posted 28 July 2017 - 01:05 PM

View PostCameron H., on 28 July 2017 - 11:30 AM, said:

And Tom's all like:

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Steward: "To where?"
Dorothy: "Not Europe, France, honey. France is in Europe."
Lorelei: "Well who said it wasn't?"
Dorothy: "Well, you wouldn't say 'Is this the way to North America, Mexico', would you?"
Lorelei: "If that's where I wanted to go I would."
Dorothy: "The dealer passes."
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Posted 28 July 2017 - 01:51 PM

View PostTechTheatreProf, on 28 July 2017 - 11:02 AM, said:

Blowing up a blow-up doll with a bazooka is complete nonsense, it is like a 12 year-old wrote some of this.

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any chance you can put this kind of thing behind the spoiler tag? we try to keep discussions like this hidden or keep them for the episode thread. can't speak for anyone else but i like to watch the movies as fresh as i can so if you wouldn't mind i'd appreciate it. thanks

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Posted 28 July 2017 - 01:51 PM

View Posttomspanks, on 28 July 2017 - 08:28 AM, said:

That part confused me. I thought the nerd guy was Ferdy not the woman.


Yeah, it was the guy. Still a good explanation though. And maybe it was short for Ferdinand? Or possibly a portmanteau of "Fucking Nerdy"? Just a couple of ideas.

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Posted 28 July 2017 - 03:07 PM

I'm with you on everything except the Monster Trucks love, Cameron (only because I haven't seen it). I tend to check out when it's schlocky 80s horror like Chopping Mall or Lifeforce or Death Spa. I don't know why, but those movies just bore me to tears. I still love the shows that come out of them, but I'm not going to sit through those movies anymore.
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Posted 28 July 2017 - 03:11 PM

Also, I just started playing the episode and came here to write a post about how Paul kept saying "Welcome Back Carter," but right as I finished writing the post, Paul caught himself.

Dude can never let me have anything.
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Posted 28 July 2017 - 03:14 PM

View PostFister Roboto, on 28 July 2017 - 03:07 PM, said:

I'm with you on everything except the Monster Trucks love, Cameron (only because I haven't seen it). I tend to check out when it's schlocky 80s horror like Chopping Mall or Lifeforce or Death Spa. I don't know why, but those movies just bore me to tears. I still love the shows that come out of them, but I'm not going to sit through those movies anymore.


Thanks, Fister! Glad to hear I'm not alone. :)

Question though: what are you guys doing with your lives that you haven't watched Monster Trucks yet?

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Posted 28 July 2017 - 03:31 PM

I am watching the Mythbusters Shark Week 25th Anniversary show (because of course I am) and they did one on "Deep Blue Sea"! Anyway, I hope Jason has seen this. https://en.wikipedia...rs_(2008_season)#Black_Powder_Shark

Also there was a showing of HARD TICKET TO HAWAII at the Alamo Drafthouse here in Brooklyn this week but it was sold out.

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Posted 28 July 2017 - 03:37 PM

Did anyone else think/hope the reveal of the director was going to be him calling into the Explanation Hope Line to bitch at Paul?

View PostCameron H., on 28 July 2017 - 03:14 PM, said:

Question though: what are you guys doing with your lives that you haven't watched Monster Trucks yet?

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Look, man...

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