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#1 Anastasia Vigo

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 01:38 AM

Hi Sean,
Happy Birthday! Throughout the day today the gang will be posting some well wishes and fun stuff for you here. I drew a picture of your dog wishing you a happy birthday. I hope you have a nice day. Keep it chill. I'll catch ya later, brah....

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 02:23 AM

Hi Sean.
Happy Birthday. I was going to send you some nice personal condoms like I sent Hayes but that led to me being banned from America.

Instead I'm having a pretty sweet party with my new clown friend in your honour

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 02:49 AM

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I don't have any electronics and food is hard to come by

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 03:06 AM

Happy birthday Sean

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 04:32 AM

Hey Sean,


Sincerely Love,

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 04:36 AM

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 04:49 AM

Hey Shawn

Just remember you can cure a flu with a hot toddy, a seasoned slice of raw onion, a cold shower and a game of solitaire.

Happy big day to you the host of Hollywood monsterclomps and the other one

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 05:10 AM

Sean, wishing you a most dopest day! this is also my niece's 16th bday, I got her a trumpet but you can totally have it, maybe we'll just let her hold onto it for a while, so it doesn't get mixed up with all your other trumpets

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 05:11 AM

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cheque out my band https://soundcloud.com/2cruel4scuel

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 05:22 AM

made this just for you, mr. cool. have a nice bday.

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#11 Spunky Foonerism

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 05:27 AM

Sean, to celebrate your 30th birthday I've set up the world's biggest scavenger hunt. There are 30 clues placed in secret locations around the United States and if you find them all you will get a huge and radical present. To start you off, here's a hint: the first clue is somewhere in: "the city of angels. "
Good luck, and most importantly, have fun!

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 05:36 AM

Hi, Sean,
I know my name may look unfamiliar, but that's because my previous account, named JEFFREYPARTIES, was lost to the internet. I hope you have a good birthday, and I'm glad that we've been able to form this deep bond. As proof that it is me, JEFFREYPARTIES, I attached this picture.
Thank you,

Ps. Happy birthday

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 05:55 AM

I wrote him a cool-dude poem. It's something I do for close celebrities and family members who're famous.

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 06:33 AM

Happy Birthday Sean.

I was going to roast coffee beans and send them to you but someone said "if a weirdo fan sent me a food product I'd throw them in the trash." So I got you the next best thing, a picture of cold coffee.

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Thanks for the laughs.

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 06:46 AM

Hey Sean, i didnt want to bum you out on your big day like all these tryhards, so i tried even harder and i think the results shows for itself. Happy Birthday Clemdawg

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#16 Tim Treese #teamtreese

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 07:03 AM

Hey Sean I'd like to wish you AND YOUR CATS a very happy birthday I know you have a great dog but let's not forget what got you where you are now your lovely cats!

Anyway, happy birthday, the amount of joy your podcasting has brought me over the years is really tremendous. Thank you!

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 07:23 AM


You know what it is,
It's that boy Shonk.

Ayo, Sean Clements
Don't gotta don denims
To leave em green and sour like some lawn lemons
Step in his shoes, you need long leggings
That boy yolk swole, like swan eggins

They say oh no, like John Lennon
He got them dope jokes, get out his mentions
Do you wanna know the perfect sentence?
It go, "Hi, I'm Shonk lemons."

They call him Shonk
He got that donk
He in Tibet
Hangin with Monk
That right Tony Shaloub
Once touched a boob
Because Shonk made him cool
By showin him this groove
Get to steppin get to steppin get to steppin left.
Get to steppin get to steppin get to steppin right.
Do the Shonk Lemons
You just walk left and right.

P.S. this is Kevn O'Brien, clearly Dan Engler hacked my account and should go to jail.
jk Dan don't really do it.

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 07:29 AM

Hey Seano!

I heard you like mountain goats, so I got you this card!

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Sorry if this got you started. Happy Birthday!!


Your close friend, Mikey B

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 08:32 AM

Happy birfday shonk

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 08:45 AM

Someone better tell Mike Mitchell he's no longer the only birthday boy!

No, that was just a joke. No one tell him that.

Congrats Sean, if anyone deserved a birthday this year it was you, pal.

See you at the surprise party.