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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SEAN!

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Hi Sean.

Happy Birthday. I was going to send you some nice personal condoms like I sent Hayes but that led to me being banned from America.

 

Instead I'm having a pretty sweet party with my new clown friend in your honour

 

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Hey Sean,

 

HBD

 

Sincerely Love,

Jackal

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Hey Shawn

 

Just remember you can cure a flu with a hot toddy, a seasoned slice of raw onion, a cold shower and a game of solitaire.

 

Happy big day to you the host of Hollywood monsterclomps and the other one

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Sean, wishing you a most dopest day! this is also my niece's 16th bday, I got her a trumpet but you can totally have it, maybe we'll just let her hold onto it for a while, so it doesn't get mixed up with all your other trumpets

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Sean, to celebrate your 30th birthday I've set up the world's biggest scavenger hunt. There are 30 clues placed in secret locations around the United States and if you find them all you will get a huge and radical present. To start you off, here's a hint: the first clue is somewhere in: "the city of angels. "

Good luck, and most importantly, have fun!

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Hi, Sean,

I know my name may look unfamiliar, but that's because my previous account, named JEFFREYPARTIES, was lost to the internet. I hope you have a good birthday, and I'm glad that we've been able to form this deep bond. As proof that it is me, JEFFREYPARTIES, I attached this picture.

Thank you,

JeffreyParties

 

Ps. Happy birthday

 

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I wrote him a cool-dude poem. It's something I do for close celebrities and family members who're famous.

 

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Happy Birthday Sean.

 

I was going to roast coffee beans and send them to you but someone said "if a weirdo fan sent me a food product I'd throw them in the trash." So I got you the next best thing, a picture of cold coffee.

 

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Thanks for the laughs.

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Hey Sean, i didnt want to bum you out on your big day like all these tryhards, so i tried even harder and i think the results shows for itself. Happy Birthday Clemdawg

 

P.s. sorry i didnt mean to make you so fat my computer monitor that i draw pictures on so my coworkers dont see me is actually brokenZVmUUNc.png

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Hey Sean I'd like to wish you AND YOUR CATS a very happy birthday I know you have a great dog but let's not forget what got you where you are now your lovely cats!

 

Anyway, happy birthday, the amount of joy your podcasting has brought me over the years is really tremendous. Thank you!

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Lyrics:

 

You know what it is,

It's that boy Shonk.

 

 

Ayo, Sean Clements

Don't gotta don denims

To leave em green and sour like some lawn lemons

Step in his shoes, you need long leggings

That boy yolk swole, like swan eggins

 

They say oh no, like John Lennon

He got them dope jokes, get out his mentions

Do you wanna know the perfect sentence?

It go, "Hi, I'm Shonk lemons."

 

They call him Shonk

He got that donk

He in Tibet

Hangin with Monk

That right Tony Shaloub

Once touched a boob

Because Shonk made him cool

By showin him this groove

*DO THE SHONK LEMONS*

*DO THE SHONK LEMONS*

Get to steppin get to steppin get to steppin left.

Get to steppin get to steppin get to steppin right.

Do the Shonk Lemons

You just walk left and right.

Yea.

Aye.

 

 

 

P.S. this is Kevn O'Brien, clearly Dan Engler hacked my account and should go to jail.

jk Dan don't really do it.

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Hey Seano!

 

I heard you like mountain goats, so I got you this card!

 

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Sorry if this got you started. Happy Birthday!!

 

 

Love,

 

Your close friend, Mikey B

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Happy birfday shonk

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Someone better tell Mike Mitchell he's no longer the only birthday boy!

 

No, that was just a joke. No one tell him that.

 

Congrats Sean, if anyone deserved a birthday this year it was you, pal.

 

See you at the surprise party.

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Hey Sean I just hear the news about Stephens death and it reminded me that it's your birthday. I know loss can be hard and dying because of bugs in a hosepipe is a tough way to go, but hopefully it doesn't cast too much of a shadow on your big day.

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kevin and i collaborated on this, happy birthday Sean

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